Adam

The ultimate sex guru who also gives life advice
Also has the best 9/11 humour
Biggest political mf
Has big dick energy
So sarcastic, he’ll make Stewie Griffin eat his heart out
He makes everyone gay for him

Me: do itttt
Adam: what
Me: yk…
Adam: ESHAY BAHHHHH

by Urslut<3 November 21, 2021

Yianni

Name of a Greek person who is so sexy that he makes girls bump into poles.
Known for having big peepee
Big brain to match big peepee
Can do a lot with those fingers-
Secretly a ninja shhhhh
BEST DOM EVER
6 FEET TALL AND SUPER STRONG
Protecc this cinnamon roll with ur life <3

Yianni: did you have pudding?
Me: pudding?
Yianni: PUDDING DEEZ NUTZ

by Urslut<3 November 21, 2021