Adam

The Adam species which is a subspecies of the Homosapien is never book smart but is really money smart which is more important. Adam is attracted to money and only money. He is a money whore. A Timophilia.
by Calvinsuxdic December 01, 2023
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Calvin

Calvin's are a subspecies of homosapiens that are book smart but actually really dumb, clumsy, and slightly a jackass. The species is also commonly and calmly a silly little lesbian. He also can't spell.
Calvin is dead to me
Calvin is really cool
by Calvinsuxdic December 01, 2023
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