one billion

fuckload

John: Dude, that guy is worth one billion dollars.
Rob: Wow. That's a fuckload.

by skunker September 19, 2009

Hole In One

What happens when a man is jacking off and he cums, and it spurts out and lands right in his belly-button.

Guy: "Hey dude, when I was jacking off last night, I got a Hole In One."

Friend: "Nice."

by Mark2791 March 27, 2009

Hole in one

when you trow a small projectile object (gum wrapper, bits of food, ect.) into a girls cleavage when she is wearing a low-cut shirt

"Dude, i bet i can get a hole in one in Shannon over there"

by kfr44 January 25, 2009

One-upper

Someone who always has to beat someone else's story by 'one-upping' them. Such people are usually making these stories up, but seek to lie to try and seem more impressive to the audience of the first person's story.

George to friends: I hit three 3 pointers in a row at basketball
Lee to friends: I hit seven 3 pointers in a row at basketball
Friends: You are such a one-upper, Lee

by pandaman24 June 12, 2013

one bitta

means "one bit of" made up in Longwood School District

mike: ayeoo yu see that gurl? shes one bitta prittyy
cole: oh werddd

by macdaddy72272 March 6, 2011

Take one

To take part in the recieving of one item.

I began to take one of my Mother's cellular telephones so I could text my cool white guy friend from the siz-outh.

by Alec May 14, 2004

One Time

What fans yell when Tiger Woods pwns bitches at golf. Started in 2005 at the Spanish Open, gained noterity in 2008 at the U.S. Open during Round 3-Hole 17 when a fan in the gallery yelled "One Time!" before Tiger Woods sank an improbable Third Stroke Par 4 to tie headed into the fourth round.

Commentator: "Well you can hit this just off the right foot, I've done it before with my bad knee...."

Anon. Fan: "ONE TIME!"

Both Commentators: "Woah!"

Commentator 1: "You gotta be kidding me..."

Commentator 2: "And he knows it too..."

(Tiger laughing in the background because he pwns all bishes...)

by Cancerballs October 20, 2008