crap penis

when you anal fuck a girl and when you aggressively rip out your penis and have a load of shit on your penis

holy crap man when i crap penis'ed her I had to wash my dick for hours to get the shit off

by WILD WolfIII July 20, 2016

brazilian penis

Something you put in a man or woman’s enter section.It’s very big and long.It also taste like bubblegum.

Omg,FUCK ME WITH YOUR BRAZILIAN PENIS DADDY.OH YES.

by anonymous January 21, 2018

PENIS BLISTER

A large sack of fluid beneath the skin on the penis. Usually resulting from large amounts of friction with wood, metal, bone, or calloused hands.

I popped my penis blisters, and they are definitely infected.

by Whitesugar50 January 26, 2018

penis pincher

Someone who really pinches your penis, someone who gets on your nerves or someone who annoys the shit out of you.

Jordan Haag is such a penis pincher, he wont stop bugging me about shit.

by Niggerfaggot9/11 January 23, 2017

Penis Tickle

Your about to cum and your penis starts getting that feeling. Ya know?

Claire was getting me going and I started getting the Penis Tickle.

by terkaniang February 3, 2020

The penis snapper

When the guy is giving anal the girl clenches her ass cheeks and turns on bro her back while the guy stays straight snapping his penis in half

“Bro what happened to your penis are you trans or something”
“Nahhhhh I tried the penis snapper”

by Someone1923736727172737 February 4, 2020

Purple Penis

Oh yes, a purple penis is a penis that a dwarf leprechaun has. He will chase you down and whack you in the face with his dick. He will jizz cum all over you and with his Cheeto dust pubic hairs.

Me: Oh shit, there is a Purple Penis!

You: Oh fuck, RUN!

Dwarf leprechaun: Hehe, I eat shitttt.

by SmeariestMocha9 May 23, 2020