Massturbating

Massturbating is masturbating during church, or while reading the bible, looking at a cross, etc.

Angela: Yeah, I heard she was massturbating in church yesterday.
also angela: What a pervert! She belongs on a cross

by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom June 8, 2019

Massage queen

A person with the hands of a god but a heart like queen

I went to a massage queen and them hands are fire

by Harry sexy ass July 20, 2019

Massive

Massive is a term typically used only in Dublin (most commonly Tallaght) to describe something as being good or great.

Can also be used to say someone looks beautiful or stunning, however can get you into a lot of trouble if the recipiant doesn't understand the term.

Keep in mind that it's not something you'd say to describe somewhere or someone, but rather something (I.E., a artical of clothing, food, a night out.)

Instead you should say "They're the craic!" Rather than "They're massive." When referring to them alone.

Girlfriend: "Do you like me dress?"
Boyfriend: "Yeah, 's massive on yah."
- - -

"That food was massive."
"Ya' look proper massive"

by CyberTropolis March 30, 2019

Massimo

A unpredictable sometimes rude guy

He's so rude he must be a Massimo

by Dude shaw April 9, 2019

Massie

An educated Kentuckian who still manages to be a complete fucktwit.

Yeah, he might be a congressman and have a degree from M.I.T., but damn if he ain't a massie.

by NakedReporta April 11, 2019

Massacheezian

A person from the state, Massacheezits (an alternate name for the state Massachusetts)

I heard that he's a Massacheezian!

by Chromaa July 30, 2019

Massachusetts Man Meat

A 16 inch throbbing hammer in a Bostonians pants

Look at that Massachusetts Man Meat

by meatmuncher12 September 3, 2019