Bling Johnny

Bling Johnny is life
Bling Johnny is love.

~God 2/14/00~

Person 1:HOLY SHIT IS THAT BLING JOHNNY

Bling Johnny: y e s

Person 1: HOLY SHIIIIIIIII

by Iron taste like blood September 7, 2021

a johnny

another word for a condom. aka, a rubber johnny

person 1: im bored, wanna have a shag?
person 2: i would but i dont have a johnny
person 1: its alright, i have one in my wallet

by skettyelf November 23, 2021

Not Johnny

Someone who appears to be, but is in fact, not Johnny.

Dude! That Dude over there is a not Johnny!

by ShrewdSauce November 26, 2021

Dawson Johnny

Very sweet man who’ll confuse you if he actually likes you or not, willing to put the effort in bed and always smiles to Pomplamoose’s song “ Bust your kneecaps” when you sing it to them

You should always try to date a man like Dawson Johnny

by Slabi December 2, 2021

Fuckin Johnny

An expression used when that dumbass Johnny does some stupid shit again.

Fuckin Johnny pooped in the microwave again

by Hairymenacingfoot January 3, 2022

Donna Jenny julie

Triangular assault squad usually concerns with running a smear campaign for capital gains

I don't want to run into Donna Jenny julie today

by Cody5050 January 26, 2022

Red Jenny

When you slap someone's ass so hard that it concaves their ass, and for just a moment, you can feel your fingers brush against their taint/pussy.

Gave her a red jenny so hard you can probably still see it.

by SeraWasNever March 30, 2022