donkey straight

Fucked hared than you can imagine

I'm gonna end you over a table and fuck you donkey straight!

by Donkeyer July 30, 2017

Donkey

A fat-ass blunt.

Yo lets go roll up a donkey, and get ripped.

by KB Daddy August 5, 2017

Donkeys

A large amount of time

Ayy bruv I ain't seen you in donkeys, what's goin on

by Prick7 August 8, 2017

donkey steak

Something that @mrtempestilence claims is a type of food, but is a sex position where you place your dick in a donkey and use it's butt as a dinner plate whilst eating.

I just had a delicious donkey steak, dude!

by Sodap0ps April 18, 2018

Donkey kick

The act of kicking backwards with one or both feet as hard as you can. Normally the results from male partner performing the batman on the female partner.

He destracted me with a flashlight, then shoved it in my ass, so I donkey kicked him of the bed.

by Fruittree12345 August 28, 2017

Donkey punch

When you hit it from da back and knock that noggin for a loop.

She told me she liked it rough, but she didn't like the donkey punch.

by Bigdev m.d. September 15, 2017

dunkelbumser

Someone who is so ugly they have sex in the dark only. From german slang.

"Duude look at that Ribba!" "WOW! Hes a dunkelbumser!"

by kifferen September 17, 2017