When a male slaps a female round the face causing bad bruiseing and pain. Then he cums all over her face.
by Donkey slapper 89 March 5, 2018
Get the Donkey slapmug. “The whole town was donkey bongos when the aliens landed.”
“I can’t hang out tonight - donkey bongos.”
“If you’re down for donkey bongos I am too”
“I’m donkey bongos, aren’t you attracted to my light?”
“I can’t hang out tonight - donkey bongos.”
“If you’re down for donkey bongos I am too”
“I’m donkey bongos, aren’t you attracted to my light?”
by Dr. Cheez June 25, 2021
Get the donkey bongosmug. Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.
"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."
by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023
Get the Phantom Donkey Punchmug. 
In the sport of Disc Golf, any putt that hits the top band.
On yellow banded baskets this action produces a loud "Eeeeeee" sound which is followed by the crowd going "Awwwww". Originated in Gulley Park, Arkansas.
This led to a betting game (side bet) in which players keep track of "donkeys". The first person to hit the band with a putt gets a "d", the next to hit the band hits the "o" and so on until donkey is spelled...then..every "donkey" after that pays!
You hit a "donkey" and you pay everyone on your card.
On yellow banded baskets this action produces a loud "Eeeeeee" sound which is followed by the crowd going "Awwwww". Originated in Gulley Park, Arkansas.
This led to a betting game (side bet) in which players keep track of "donkeys". The first person to hit the band with a putt gets a "d", the next to hit the band hits the "o" and so on until donkey is spelled...then..every "donkey" after that pays!
You hit a "donkey" and you pay everyone on your card.
"Nice donkey, pay up sucka."
"If that putt hadn't of hit that branch, we would've never heard that beautiful donkey"
Sometimes heard from several cards away...
"DonnKaayyyyyyyyy!!!"
The Donkey/Bailey game is played on the National Tour
"If that putt hadn't of hit that branch, we would've never heard that beautiful donkey"
Sometimes heard from several cards away...
"DonnKaayyyyyyyyy!!!"
The Donkey/Bailey game is played on the National Tour
by Flyin_G <threw first donkey March 4, 2012
Get the donkeymug. by Vine2wineguy May 16, 2022
Get the Dublin Donkeymug. Glass Donkey is another word for big p*ussy, if you get called this…you’re living your life wrong and need to turn it around, Loser.
Doctor : Are you a virgin?
Jack : yes
Doctor : damn you don’t get no b*tches
Jack : dude I get girls
Doctor : sounds like you’re a little glass donkey
Jack : *dies*
Jack : yes
Doctor : damn you don’t get no b*tches
Jack : dude I get girls
Doctor : sounds like you’re a little glass donkey
Jack : *dies*
by prideguy69 October 29, 2021
Get the Glass donkeymug.