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boner leniency

whenever a woman comes to work wearing boner inducing clothing (see: bonerwear), boner leniency is granted to prevent a sexual harassment suit when the offending man is spotted with a boner.
Of course i was offended by his boner, but i deserved it because of my bonerwear... and he deserved some boner leniency.
by mcbaki87 February 26, 2011
mugGet the boner leniencymug.

Boner Bunt

When you have a boner, and you sneak up behind someone with the boner near their head, call their name, and then they'll turn their head into the boner.
That girl is hot, I'm going to sneak up behind her and boner bunt her in the face while we're watching Star Trek Next Generation later!
by Micahdykajackoffsen December 24, 2010
mugGet the Boner Buntmug.

Boomer Boner

A thing a person has, basically someone who brags about their age/time they were born, thinking people will think they are cool for being a old piece of shit.
Henry: What are you looking at kid? Go play on the swings

Jimmy: uh oh, someone has a boomer boner
by DastardlyPoptard October 22, 2019
mugGet the Boomer Bonermug.

Nerd Boner

An erection that is gained by nerds when they talk about technology. Benjamin Joseph Wickens gets them all the time.
What happens when people talk about goigle fiber is a Nerd Boner.
by welshcaravan May 15, 2014
mugGet the Nerd Bonermug.

boneless boner

it's when you're horny but don't get a boner
elliot:rodger you remember that time you got a boneless boner

roder:please don't remind me of that
by fire pro YT November 23, 2019
mugGet the boneless bonermug.

Wallet boner

The awkward result when a man puts a thick wallet in his front pocket. If angled correctly, it looks like some sort of creepy sideways erection.
Ewww, look at David's pants!

Don't worry, that's just a wallet boner.
by ExquisiteCat December 8, 2011
mugGet the Wallet bonermug.

boner breathe

Someone who's breath smells like dick, someone who forgot to swallow. (giving head)
"Jesus Kevin you have a bad case of boner breathe. Who's dick you been sucking?"
by eizabeth richardson April 8, 2016
mugGet the boner breathemug.

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