bogs boner

When your friend Robert has a boner or you can use it as his nickname

Yo did you see bogs boner ? It was so small hahah

by Kurtium August 06, 2014

Boomer Boner

A thing a person has, basically someone who brags about their age/time they were born, thinking people will think they are cool for being a old piece of shit.

Henry: What are you looking at kid? Go play on the swings

Jimmy: uh oh, someone has a boomer boner

by DastardlyPoptard October 23, 2019

boner breathe

Someone who's breath smells like dick, someone who forgot to swallow. (giving head)

"Jesus Kevin you have a bad case of boner breathe. Who's dick you been sucking?"

by eizabeth richardson December 30, 2015

Cyber Boner

While Texting/ Emailing/ IMing, your girlfriend says something that excites your penis.

"Today I was talking to my girlfiend about having sex, and her response gave me a total cyber boner!"

by whispering-eye222 December 20, 2009

Nerd Boner

An erection that is gained by nerds when they talk about technology. Benjamin Joseph Wickens gets them all the time.

What happens when people talk about goigle fiber is a Nerd Boner.

by welshcaravan April 03, 2014

boner job

the act of a girl walking into the room and a guy instantly getting a colossal boner.

Friend: Dude i got one of the nicest boner jobs last night.

Other Friend: Damn your lucky.

by study of wumbo February 27, 2012

Brandon Boner

When you have a friend or teammate that is named Brandon and the last name starts with a b as well as lookin like a caveman and troll, if he does something that is exactly like him or funny in a sense you call him Brandon Boner.

Coach: Great Hit Brandon
Teammates: BRANDON BONER!!!

by BwandonistheOGcaveman August 21, 2018