Melbourne boner

a well tanned penis that despite the owner drinkin his own weight in beer is still strong enough to fend off a shark at high tide

Girl1: bet u didn't get any last night he was shitfaced
Girl2: nahh my fella had a Melbourne boner so I just jumped ontop

by Billvanman December 28, 2015

Brandon Boner

When you have a friend or teammate that is named Brandon and the last name starts with a b as well as lookin like a caveman and troll, if he does something that is exactly like him or funny in a sense you call him Brandon Boner.

Coach: Great Hit Brandon
Teammates: BRANDON BONER!!!

by BwandonistheOGcaveman August 20, 2018

Boner Snowman

When a guy puts his stiff dick in the snow until its so cold it is totally numb and then shoves it in a girls warm pussy.

Carl and Liz fucking outside in the snow...

Liz(bent over): Come on baby get inside me...
Carl(dick in the snow): Hang on babe, when it comes it'll be worth the wait.
Carl with his dick totally numb and freezing cold quickly shoves his whole shaft in Liz's warm pussy. Liz screams out with pleasure and asks "WOW, What was that?"
Carl responds, that's a Boner Snowman.

by Cold Horny John February 9, 2013

boner leniency

whenever a woman comes to work wearing boner inducing clothing (see: bonerwear), boner leniency is granted to prevent a sexual harassment suit when the offending man is spotted with a boner.

Of course i was offended by his boner, but i deserved it because of my bonerwear... and he deserved some boner leniency.

by mcbaki87 February 26, 2011

boneless boner

it's when you're horny but don't get a boner

elliot:rodger you remember that time you got a boneless boner

roder:please don't remind me of that

by fire pro YT November 23, 2019

Wallet boner

The awkward result when a man puts a thick wallet in his front pocket. If angled correctly, it looks like some sort of creepy sideways erection.

Ewww, look at David's pants!

Don't worry, that's just a wallet boner.

by ExquisiteCat December 8, 2011

bogs boner

When your friend Robert has a boner or you can use it as his nickname

Yo did you see bogs boner ? It was so small hahah

by Kurtium August 24, 2014