five legged stool

When someone or something is utterly useless in modern society because they have unnecessary input or attributes.
Gretchen always says boring and unrelated things at lunch.

Yeah, she's such a five legged stool
by brasswings April 03, 2015
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Extra Leg

Yo small pener pecker/ yo dick
Person 1: She wanna have my extra leg😈
Person 2: Oh worddd I see you my guy
by Brentyyrub August 12, 2023
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Greggs on legs

A plump bitch called jo Gale that has whopper thighs😂
Greggs on legs walked into assembly late.
by TwoBridges School September 22, 2017
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Leg Whipper

A human, or group of humans, characterized by groteseque obesity, (so intense that thier skeletal system can barely withstand the onslaught of the calorie induced burden known as fat) who walk by whipping thier legs in short jerky motions, like a penquin or leg amputee.

Plural: Leg Whippers.
Man, i just saw a huge leg whipper at Harvey's the other day.

Karter had better watch out, if he keeps on playing runescape and COD all day his destiny is to be a Leg Whipper
by Suddie Fats September 03, 2010
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texas leg lock

When giving a rim job your partner will rap their legs around you to lock you in
Man Alexis Texas has the nicest ass. I would love her to do a Texas Leg Lock on me
by Gio da PANDA March 22, 2016
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Leg Dogs

When your legs look like hotdogs in pictures.
I was chillin on the beach tanning my leg dogs.
by Wonder Fuck April 11, 2018
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