Thompson Splatter

The act of shooting explosive diarrhea onto your partner, thus creating a splattering effect. A mutual Fecal Japan.

The day after a night of drinking and rough sex, Larry performed a full-body Thompson Splatter on his girlfriend.

by Larry Thompson July 18, 2003

old thompson

A cheap American whiskey made by the same company as Fleishmann's. Much better in quality when filtered through a Britta water filter.

Only for seasoned drinkers.

"Woah, look at Chris chug that Old Thompson! Let me try that... *vomits*"

by GTA3mobster June 1, 2006

Thompson's Water Sealer

Sealing every orifice on your sexual partner's body with your various extremities.

I gave her the Thompson's Water Sealer.

by Scripple021 May 6, 2004

Koji Thompson

Person at Hinsdale South with three balls. No friends. Cries easily when hit. AKA Pansy

Koji Thompson is a fag.

by bo jackson March 3, 2005

Thompson Gunner

1) Take an empty 20 oz. bottle of soda (preferably Mountain Dew)
2) Poke a hole in the bottom smaller than the size of your thumb
3) Cover the hole, bitch.
4) Fill bottle with beer. To the top. Bitch.
5) Put foil on open top. Poke holes in it with a fork.
6) Put a hit of weed on foil. Or more.
7) Shotgun the beer while someone lights the weed
8) Take the hit after draining beer.
9) Enjoy it. Bitch.
10) Repeat 1-9

Dude A: Oh my god, I just had 2 Thompson Gunners.
Dude B: You must be fuckeddd up
Dude A: Yeah, my hand won't stay still and I see demons.
Dude B: Thank god for Trev Thompson, UChicago

by DJKuni January 15, 2010

Luke Thompson

GIANT MAN THOT. Looks like Franklin the turtle.

Man you see Luke Thompson?
Yea he’s a mega thot

by Tg$,,979,7;9669; April 15, 2019

thomax

commonly used for nordic semi-midgets with badly shaved faces and uncontrollable flatulence problems.

thomax has a fuzzy penis

by thomax July 14, 2004