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Mother Fucker On Ice

when an individual is in trouble, mad about something, oh in shock, a common phrase many say is “Mother Fucker On Ice”
“AHH !! Mother Fucker On Ice !! I forgot to take a shit today !”
by thegreatestbootylicker August 2, 2018
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non fucker

Someone who will not fuck his wife and complains about her wanting to have sex!
He is a non fucker
by Mrstealyochick77 September 5, 2018
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Fossil Fucker

A younger male who purposely 'hits on' older ladies (usually aged over 40 and single) for the purpose of sex.
Look at that guy hitting on that old woman - man, bet he's a fossil fucker!
by Adolf Trump-Farage September 18, 2018
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Cuddle fucker

A person who tries to fuck you under the guise of “cuddling”. Tend to present themself as a compassionate, “open” person who genuinely cares when really their behavior is completely self serving. Tendency to believe/say things like the world is a giant crystal. Probably attends Burning Man.
Wow, I’m so ashamed I just got duped by that cuddle fucker!
by Lobizzle October 8, 2018
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Corn fucker

by jennicalee October 23, 2018
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Duck Fucker

A person, usually single and fucking ugly, who fucks ducks; An ugly person who fucks ugly fucking hoe sluts.
Hey look, it’s the duck fucker, Jimmy Fat Jingle!
by iwanttocommitneckrope October 29, 2018
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Goat Fucker

A goat Fucker is one who takes pleasure in mounting and fucking such a innocent creature
That guy panda sure is a Goat fucker
by DeathProfit November 12, 2018
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