Distorted Duck

A male or female who see them selves as the ducks nuts, they Pretend to walk the walk, they Pretend to talk the talk, but in reality they can't even use Google maps to find their way around the local duck pound.

Pal says: Girl I got this send me the address I'll be there in 5.
John says: Dude address has been send many many times it's straight through the duck pound, come on now I thought you knew your shit bro, and oi didn't we have a job on last week? You confused bro.
Pal ends up walking around for hours to finally arrive, with an over the top explaination as to what took them so long to hide the fact that they are indeed nothing more then a Distorted Duck

Distorted Duck by answer2no1 May 29, 2021

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Subaru Duck

Literally Snek's pfp

Snek's pfp is the fuggin Subaru Duck

Subaru Duck by Kamackey June 14, 2021

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Black Duck Event

Like a "Black Sawn Event" but way less significant. When something seemingly nice turns straight negative, in an unexpected way, or in a scale or manner that is unanticipated.

"Hey, this summer rain is really nice... I wonder how long it will last..." Check weather... "Oh no, there is a flash flood and tornado warning that was just issued! This is a real Black Duck Event."

Black Duck Event by toms35 August 18, 2021