oh don't

...Short for "oh don't cope". When someone is actively in the coping phase, that's when you hit 'em with the "oh don't", in other words saying "oh don't cope"

*in a rainbow six siege match* *person 2 misses all their shots, rook turns around and pops them*

Person 2: "broooo my bad papa i'm tired rn thats why I missed" "can't win 'em all papa"

Person 1: "oh don't"

by BINGQILING November 12, 2024

don't reckon so

A phrase Australians (and pommie cunts) use to express that they aren't sure, but the answer is leaning towards the negative. Another way of saying "I don't think so".

A: ey mate, dyou think ms cuthberts gonna give us a pink slip for skipping?
B: nah don't reckon so mate, shes blind as a fuckin bat. never bothers to take attendance anyways
A: nah yeah but what if mattie dobs n that? ykno hes a fuckin sook
B: fuckin mattie.

A: yeah, fuck mattie.

by makkapakka-akkawakka February 1, 2021

Kings don't move into check

A saying meaning you value your own well being and safety above taking foolish risks with little to gain

Why don't you go over to Palestine then?
I'm good bro. Kings don't move into check

by D Flawless May 4, 2024

Don't jackass the thing

Do not sabotage the situation by engaging in risky behavior that will jeapordise the greater good. Popular used by the prime minister of trinidad and tobago to warn citizens during covid lockdown.

Don't jackass the thing by going to zezzer parties during lockdown.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Why don't I do something about it?

Oh? Am I not saving you fast enough? Maybe I'll get around to it in, like, 5 years or so...

Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷

by Hym Iam July 19, 2022

Don't test these waters or you're gonna drown

Don't mess with me.

Don't test these waters or you're gonna drown!!

by fuffytwinkle June 27, 2023

Don't Touch The Poop

Don't Touch The Poop is a term used amongst followers of Lolcows like Chris Chan, Cyraxx and Daniel Larson as a golden rule of sorts when it comes to their antics online. The act itself is referred to as "Poop Touching" and the people who often engage in Poop Touching are considered Weens

The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.

Person 1: "Yo I'm gonna DM Cyraxx and tell him I'm a girl that thinks he's hot! Won't that be so funny?!"

Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."

by kfc_manager__ May 15, 2025