Sponge Dick

The limp dick you get from either after ejaculation or from a huge turn off.

Man there's no way I was gonna be able to give my girl some lovin with this sponge dick!

by Pine-Apple Xpress May 7, 2010

Megazord Dick

A Megazord Dick is the most mighty dick in the world people with a Megazord Dick usually explode vaginas upon entry

Scout boy: dude did u see that girls pussy explode?
Danoo: I told you guys he has a megazord dick!

by Danoooo218 March 3, 2008

Dick Bully

A person who is mean to a dick.

She was giving me oral, I jokingly said another girls name, and well, she turned into a dick bully and pratically bit it off.

by Rocky and Bullwinkle November 23, 2007

Dick Shield

When a person's stomach sticks out so far that it prevents the person from getting a squirrel tap.

Frank is so fat, his dick shield blocked my squirrel tap.

by Lord Christopher November 29, 2007

Trash dick

A guy that’s terrible in bed.

Becky, I’m going to stop having sex for a while because all I’ve had is trash dick.

by 6ftIslandgirl December 30, 2017

Dick gun

Is a gun that shots your bitchs vigina

Stop shutting me with your dick gun

by thecanadianninja November 17, 2017

Cheese Dicking

Someone who doesn't try to push themselves while exercising.

Hey truszkowski, why are you cheese dicking the run? You let the slowest guy beat you.

by JohnnyCee23 February 21, 2011