Tom

This big boy is a Fraud claims to be a viking but is as British as they come! Sipping tea and eating crumpets.

This guy has a folder of memes and nugget porn :eyes:

Tom is a nutty geezer

by SlothInUrMum August 20, 2018

Other Tom

I don’t know...he’s just like there I guess.

A bit of an arsehole.

Oh that’s Other Tom, not Tom

by JonjoShelvey-NUFC February 26, 2018

tom cruise

when you shove as many fully charged vibrators as you can up your rectum. Using an entire gallon of industrial strength superglue to seal your asshole shut to keep them in, then afterwards going to work and running to turn them on.

why won't the intern sit still?

he's just doing a tom cruise.

by anton blavatsky February 25, 2021

Tom Holland

One gorgeous MAN who deserves the world along with all quacksons. His a smol bean that must be protected but at the same time can burst any and all ovaries.

Is that a angel from the heavens?! No, that's Tom Holland!

by fandommess December 31, 2018

Dolphin Tom

A creature made by a twisted mind with an uncontainable lust for the human Harry Potter.

"Did you hear about Dolphin Tom? Man, that will fuck you up".
"I honestly want a love as pure as Dolphin Tom has for Harry."

by Youllneverguesswhoitsnotme May 11, 2018

Tom

Mother fucking simp, but everyone is scared of him!! Hottest guy in the school, plays footy and probably smokes.

Does Tom have a girlfriend?

Idk I’d be too scared to talk to him!

by Can ableism September 14, 2021

Tom Brady

My man really hatched out of an egg.

Tom Brady has hatched!

by ShaquelleOatmeal July 31, 2021