Definitions by SlothInUrMum

Tom

This big boy is a Fraud claims to be a viking but is as British as they come! Sipping tea and eating crumpets.

This guy has a folder of memes and nugget porn :eyes:

Tom is a nutty geezer

Tom by SlothInUrMum August 20, 2018

Ben 

This British Chap likes to drink milky tea.

He drives around his endz in a toaster.

Watch out this big boy is a dodgy geezer and will shank you if you try to go for a wee.

His voice breaks are more deadly than an angry women in the January sales.

Ben: Ronny! We have 7 minutes don't you dare have a wee!

Ben by SlothInUrMum August 20, 2018