Retard

My class mate aka Markus

disclaimer it’s ok he’s not my friend

Hes a retard that doesn’t how to keep his head out of my ass and in his own where it belongs

by Markusisaretard May 6, 2025

retarded

Retarded is an adjective used to describe people, who call the word "retarded" the "R-slur" or the "R-word".

Steve: "This is such a retarded thing to say, I can't even..."

Lianne: "D-did you just use the R-slur?"

Steve: "Oh, and you're retarded too, what kind of person calls it the R-slur? Lol"

by spifflesby January 31, 2023

Retardization

the process of altering one’s mind in such a way that they themselves, become retarded.

usually this process only occurs when interacting with one that is so beyond unbelievably retarded, that their lack of brain cells kill yours.

After attending the committee meeting, Jonathan reported mild symptoms of retardization, including spontaneous drooling, vacant staring, and a higher urge to buy a dodge.

by Urban dictionary ✔️ November 5, 2025

sleep retardation

Making strange noises and drooling excessively while asleep

"Matt, this pillow is drenched from your sleep retardation!"

by Stat-mobile January 7, 2020

retarded

Jared, jared is retarded

jared: Hi guys. hows your day
Everyone: stfu you dumb bitch

jared: ok
everyone: Jared,your so retarded

by jonbene chandler February 26, 2019

Retard

A retard is someone who is mentally dumb as fuck and retard is the perfect word to describe them. They often have below 50 IQ.

- I slept with ur mom yesterday
- I dont have a fucking mom you retard.

by Heil Hitler I: =( May 30, 2022

Retarded Tiktok Girl

Welcome to the museum of Urban Dictionary today's word is the Retarded Tiktok Girls, these usually consists of white girls shaking their ass for the local pedophile to look at as if Steve Jobs announcing the first Iphone or the white woman acting oblivious to what they are doing acting "retarded." They are like COVID-19 but if COVID was more retarded

Girl 1: Oh my god guys we have just reached the Holocaust memorial and we are gonna show our respects by stripping down naked, painting ourselves as Anne Frank and then holding down a sign saying, "Hitler was bad, get over it!"

Girl 2: Yeah, this is for the Sexting Nazi challenge! Let's see if we can get 200K likes on this and next time we will try to 9/11 memorial and then set ourselves on fire and say "Osama Bin Laden was a meanie, RIP to people that died in 8/11- I mean 9/11"

Pedophile: Look at those tits flying around like those floating things at car dealerships! Look at those Retarded Tiktok Girls!

by Niggainator January 1, 2023