crush post 

When you run across another gushy definition for a first name and it's obvious that someone only posted that because they're crushing on a person with said name.

Justin:

So sexy! Amazing! (etc.) More crush posting following...

crush post by Heironymous Bosche May 23, 2011

full post 

A way to describe activities of nothingness. Feeling too lazy to even lift your finger to change the channel, often leading to a semi-vegetative state.

I wish this day would end, I can't wait til' I can get home, take a bong rip and go on full post...

full post by $ot$haman June 29, 2011

Defibrillator Post 

A revival of a topic. A defibrillator post is a post in an old topic that is an attempt to try and revive the topic. From the word 'defibrillator', the shock pad used to revive people.

Last reply in topic: 4/22/09

Bitm: DEFIBRILLATOR POST! This roleplay hasn't been touched in two years, and I want to finish it.

Defibrillator Post by Babies in the Marsh September 5, 2011

Kristoffer Post Byriel 

A slang for a mordbid and oboxious Dungeons & Dragons monster. It exists in gutters, sewers and otherwise polluted areas, adventures braving these areas will often face an enraged kristoffer post byriel. Kristoffer post byriels are armed with ferocious remarks and conversation starters used decades ago. This may be a cruel weapon but Kristoffer post byriels true strenght lies in it's ability to annoy it's prey to the brink of suicide.

Surprisingly enough for their species, instead of mating with their kin they will often be found mating with local farm animals or domestic animals in general.

"Watch out for that byriel!"
"I think i saw a post in the stables yesterday"
"My lord that Kristoffer is gruesomely annoying!"
"A good sword or two will take care of that Kristoffer Post Byriel!"

Kristoffer Post Byriel by SpaceHamster January 5, 2012

Four Post Bed 

Four gay men going home to have sex with eachother.

The four gay guys at the restaurant went home to engage in a four post bed sesh.

Four Post Bed by Lolobug May 5, 2013

PTWS (post traumatic warped syndrome) 

The feelings that come after attending warped tour. Including of satisfaction and gross anticipation for the next year's to come.

I am feeling the PTWS (post traumatic warped syndrome) coming on already.

PTWS (post traumatic warped syndrome) by craziehippiekid July 12, 2013

Diss Post 

When you post a status or comment on a blog or social network that disses someone.

Check out my new diss post on FB:
"Stephanie is so boughetto!"

Diss Post by King_George_3rd August 26, 2013