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yeshiva college

Yeshiva College is a Jewish day school for the religious Jewish kids who haven’t moved to King David yet.

The Torah school of excellence does however strengthen the community and achieve top academic results in the country. But probably not legally.

It’s religious atmosphere arms it’s students with the gift of Torah. One which is completely useless when the talmidim go to yeshivat Har Etzion (Gush) on MTA.

Yeshiva College is also a host of synagogues and community centers. All of which are mizrachi. Which is weird concerning the Charedi rise in the Yeshiva College boys high school.

Overall it’s a magical campus and includes the best schools to send your child. Just hope he/she doesn’t go off the derech
Soccer child: mommy coach said our games at Yeshiva College next week

St Johns mom: what the heck is that.
by TheJewBukka March 28, 2023
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Nambour Christian College

A school for racist inbred twats who have nothing better to do than take the piss for every unfunny joke made on the internet. Their quote “gourmet cafe” tastes like nothing the way they describe it and they somehow manage to make rats shit taste amazing, while they have a knockoff prince harry as their headmaster. If you go to this school you are most definitely made fun of at dinner parties, and just stepping within 3 ft of the school for 2 seconds makes you lose brain cells.
“Mummy, why does no one like me outside of school?”
“Because you go to the only place Satan calls hell on earth: Nambour Christian College.”
by Notactuallysrs November 12, 2022
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Dominican College of Tarlac

DCT
The single worst place in the universe.

Where human rights are banished upon stepping into a room. You cannot sip water, eat, go to the toilet or have a fair trial. The place where we are beaten up, bullied, stolen from, forced to write until you have aches in our arms, where you cannot speak without fear of horrible punishment. Where if seven hours of solid work is not enough to impress a teacher, you are given two hours of homework.

AND, if the homework is incomplete, you are forced into detention for three hours, tearing up paper.

School is the only place that can get away with such universal cruelty. Oh, and apparently, education is too good to miss. BULLSHIT.
A friend Oh you study on Dominican College of Tarlac
Me : you mean hell?
by Oldfagbayani May 7, 2018
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College

A place where devout Catholic girls turn into sluts
Bro1: Yo that girl used to go to my church before college started
Bro2: Dick has her now
by Style Hide November 20, 2016
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Newton College

A really boring school that is just used to milk the money from you.
Wow, Newton College just spent money on a new parking lot and not for some fans in the theatre.

I know right!?

They should actually use the money for useful things
by Happylama25 July 10, 2019
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United World College

A United World College, (abbr. UWC, n.), could be referred to:

i) A factory specialized at producing diversity tokens for Western countries.

ii) A redistributive program scamming higher-than-average-class students' tuitions and using it for their scholarship program. (Yes, some students pay for some others' tuitions)
1) How was your experience at United World College?

2) My roommate at university graduated from a United World College, he bullshits about nationalism all the day.
by FranzKafka'sFly November 22, 2024
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