(noun)
A multi-branch private “educational” setup in the UAE — with locations in Sharjah (x2), Dubai, and Fujairah — specializing in the fine art of turning office space into global academia.
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Top Definition
A place where ambition meets ambiguity.
Marketed as an international college, it offers degrees through “partner institutions” based on the student’s payment plan:
Basic: London American University
Mid-range: College de Paris
Premium: Madonna University (USA)
These affiliations are emphasized loudly. The fact that it’s not recognized by the UAE Ministry of Education? Whispered, if at all.
Often operates out of standard business buildings — not campuses — with rapidly changing staff, two-tone branding (college/institute), and accreditations that impress only until Googled.
Popular among students who value a foreign-sounding degree over legal clarity, and among parents who prefer glossy brochures over boring things like “licensing.”
A multi-branch private “educational” setup in the UAE — with locations in Sharjah (x2), Dubai, and Fujairah — specializing in the fine art of turning office space into global academia.
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Top Definition
A place where ambition meets ambiguity.
Marketed as an international college, it offers degrees through “partner institutions” based on the student’s payment plan:
Basic: London American University
Mid-range: College de Paris
Premium: Madonna University (USA)
These affiliations are emphasized loudly. The fact that it’s not recognized by the UAE Ministry of Education? Whispered, if at all.
Often operates out of standard business buildings — not campuses — with rapidly changing staff, two-tone branding (college/institute), and accreditations that impress only until Googled.
Popular among students who value a foreign-sounding degree over legal clarity, and among parents who prefer glossy brochures over boring things like “licensing.”
“My uncle enrolled me in London American City College because he saw the word ‘American.’ Now I study on the second floor of an office building, and my degree depends on how much he paid.”
by PaulsonMathewChunkapura July 17, 2025
Get the London American City Collegemug. A middle-aged South Indian teacher from Kerala whose life is a masterclass in cringe. Thinks she’s Gen-Z, but she’s basically a walking Instagram fail: endless TikTok dances, stolen trends, and desperate attempts at relevance. Whitewashed to the point of self-parody, she lectures like a malfunctioning robot reading slides verbatim while pretending she’s educating the world. Obsessed with pushing LGBTQ agendas into every corner, she lectures with the subtlety of a sledgehammer and has the social awareness of a brick. Once boasted her skin was “whiter” than a student’s in a painfully awkward flex that screams insecurity over experience. Conversations with her are an endless trap: she’ll yip, yammer, and monologue until you question your very existence. Recently, she randomly unfollowed students on social media because… apparently, even imaginary offenses require punishment. Sanju Bhaskar is the human embodiment of boredom, arrogance, and performative virtue—a lesson in what happens when self-importance meets delusion.
Talking to Sanju Bhaskar is like willingly stepping into a black hole of cringe, endless Instagram flexes, virtue-signaling lectures, and whitewashed self-importance-by the time she stops rambling, you've aged five years, lost all hope for humanity, and seriously question why she's allowed near students.
by PaulsonMathewChunkapura August 13, 2025
Get the Sanju Bhaskarmug.