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Socked

The act of running up behind someone and covering their dick with a sock. Gay term founded in 1800s
That lad right there just got socked
by anonymous December 9, 2024
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Socks

a chaotic 5’0 “soft” wannabe British lad that wears sunglasses inside and likes to impress people by his can opening skills. Also the annoying little brother of any friend group.
Person 1: aye you seen socks anywhere?
Person 2: you mean that insane five foot tall gremlin who ran through here searching for a compass with the force of an angry god?
Person 1: that’s the one!
by Gaygayhomosexualgay April 10, 2021
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Dobby’s Sock

“Oh Dobby’s Sock!”

“Do not use foul mouth words! It says here in the rule book, no wizard swears! You are hearby expelled! I expect you to pack your things and head onto the train back to london!”
by stupid slytherin June 8, 2020
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Wet Socks

A bad situation you come into and don't want to deal with because it causes a chain of events.
Dropping my car off at the Mechanic's gave me wet socks. They said it was the engine; now it's the radiator.
by Soothingmemeguy55 November 11, 2022
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down to the sock

"Down to the sock" is mostly used when you are asking someone to hang out, or when you are asking someone if they are actually going to something.
Are you Down to the sock going to do that?

Are you down to sock going to the park?
by J0zy April 5, 2017
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OpposingFork's Cum Sock

Somehow, OpposingFork's Cum Sock appeared when fork tested his dork, he gooned and betrayed the never goon army, he became an outcast. Before a never gooner, but now an always gooner. Happly after 5 years of always gooning, the sometimes goon army accepted him after he worked several years in the soviet army with 2 degrees of sciency stuff to win in communist battles against always edgers. OpposingFork now sometimes goons. The sometimes goon army is friends with the sometimes edge army, both accept their differences on how the beat their dork (sometimes).
Finding new OpposingFork's 2024 Edition Cum Socks are very rare as he now only SOMETIMES goons, so im in desperate need for them, I'll pay any never edger to aquire one for me, ik its illegal business but i need it to overthrow the sometimes goon political party.
OpposingFork's Cum Sock, a relic of the past, now the gold of the present
by Dako123 October 28, 2025
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Sticky Sock

A sock with jizz in it
yo my ma found my sticky sock
by wizardofjizz March 18, 2024
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