Little Bitchitis 

Something you can say to someone being an asshole or little bitch.
Usually said with a roast about something happening to someone’s head or hair.
(NOT MY IDEA, IT’S Hope Bagel Scarlatte’s IDEA ON IbisPaintX.com!!!)

“My cousin called me fat for getting a second plate of food. So I told her that she was dropped on the head as a baby and developed a rare brain disease called ‘Little Bitchitis’”.

Little Bitchitis by AnonymousNumber9993 December 27, 2022

Little Jeff 

Basically a much worse way to call someone a Midget, UmpaLumpa, Troll, Shrimp, Hobbit, Dwarf, KeeblerElf Any individual that is height impaired

He's just angry cause he has to spend his life being a Little Jeff!

Little Jeff by ⚖️🕵🏻‍♂️NRP🔒👮🏼‍♂️ January 3, 2023

Little Shep 

Little Shepp is the the son of a traffic control manager (Sheppo)

Spilsted: ay Sheppo, where is Little Shepp today?

Sheppo: He is at me mums mate, i want to get on the cans today!

Little Shep by Mr Woodward February 5, 2023

Little bitch 

When you are called Luke and you won’t come on a night out to Cardiff with the boys

Luke stop being a little bitch and come to Cardiff

Little bitch by RustyAdds February 9, 2023

Little Dog Syndrome

When someone is agressive towards everyone else because they are small and feel the need to assert dominance since it is not already obvious.

Some guy ran into my car and knocked off my mirror, leaving a small scratch on his door. He got out of his car and started screaming at me. I think he had Little Dog Syndrome.

Little Dog Syndrome by O' Chungus February 25, 2023

Little-Person-In-The-Back-Of-Your-Head-Syndrome

When there is a little person in the back of your head that keeps making you worry about things. This is not meant to be some sort of mental condition and is instead a concept. A way of personifying your anxieties into a sort of anxiety demon. This is incredibly useful as it allows you to tell said personified anxieties, to fuck off. The acronym of this is LPITBOYHS which fits perfectly as we want all of our anxiety demons to go into a pit, from which they will never return.

I use Little-Person-In-The-Back-Of-Your-Head-Syndrome. My anxiety demon is named Kevin and I fucking hate him.

Little-Person-In-The-Back-Of-Your-Head-Syndrome by SirWorringtonBartholomewJacobs February 26, 2023

Little Know It All 

I'm the kid that no one knows

I live a life I never chose

But these thoughts in my mind

Are my own, my own
I'm face to face with the unknown

My scary movie will be shown

I've got one evil mind

Of my own, of my own
We take from one another

And never stop to wonder

How it feels from the other side

Well nothing lasts forever

When stupid turns to clever

Why are you surprised?
Little know it all

Ten bucks in my hand

Little know it all

Don't cry I understand
I'm a target of the smart

They've got ambition I've got heart

Analysed and tagged

Before I start
So tell me

Who can I respect

I feel a leash around my neck

I find out there's shame

In the game
We take from one another

And never stop to wonder

How it feels from the other side

Well nothing lasts forever

When stupid turns to clever

Why are you surprised?
And I feel like

I'm caught outside the box

And I feel like

I'm sleeping when I'm not

We take from one another

And never stop to wonder

How it feels from the other side

Well nothing lasts forever

When stupid turns to clever

Why are you surprised?
Little know it all

Ten bucks in my hand

Little know it all

Don't cry I understand

Little know it all

Ten bucks in my hand

Don't cry I understand
You'll never know it all

Little Know It All by Death Menace March 2, 2023