dragon eater 

a dirty dank little hole dweller who is also mentally retarded

that bloke is a complete dragon eater

dragon eater by noshwesteeb November 19, 2022

Furry Rat Wall Eater 

It's a wall eater who is a furry rat. They have an obsessive thing for catgirls (aka dartz), and hentai. They don't want to admit that they're a furry rat because they're just too shy to admit it.

sdfurry: furry rat wall eater, go cronch on walls

wall eater: shut up ~uwu~

dartz: ~wall eater chan~

Furry Rat Wall Eater by Cheesedippers August 25, 2020

paste-eater 

Someone who was not very bright as a youth in school.

You can't expect him to know that; he was a paste-eater.

paste-eater by KilgoreTrout May 26, 2005

heart eater 

A male or female who pretends to love their significant other and use them because they're lonely then soon break up with that other person.

She became a heart eater after her boyfriend broke up with her.

heart eater by i won't break July 27, 2018

Ron the death eater 

The polar opposite of (and often directly caused by) draco in leather pants, whereby fandom demonizes a previously likeable, good character, often for the sake of shipping.

The origin of the name comes from Harry Potter fandom, in which fanfic writers shipping Hermione with characters other than her canon love interest, Ronald Weasley (or Ron), would often include some terribly contrived arc in which Ron goes insane from Hermione dumping him, and promptly joins the villains of the series, the Death Eaters, thus making it easier for readers to sympathise with Hermione's choice and hence the ship of choice.

Perfect, non-HP example of Ron the death eater in action:

In 2002, the second series of the Pokemon anime saw a cast change, in which one of the three main characters, Misty (who was heavily shipped with one of the other main characters, specifically Ash), was swapped for a younger model, May. Cue dozens of gratuitous rapefics written in May's dishonour. Voila: May the death eater.

Ron the death eater by WolfsBaneT9 January 3, 2013

Crayon Eating Motherfucker

When a person is bad at everything and increasingly stupid the you assume that he/she eats crayons for enjoyment.

Yesterday Cody started yelling at me for stealing his phone when it was in his hand the whole time, and i thought to myself: He is one crayon eating motherfucker.

Crayon Eating Motherfucker by Kokomoa February 3, 2014

eating my corn on the cob 

A phrase used when somebody is provoking you or insulting you.

Are you eating my corn on the cob?

eating my corn on the cob by Joseph Evans April 10, 2007