When you’re fucking the child’s mom really really good and she decides to say that she wants her son to be raised by you so you can teach her hoodrat son to fuck women good too
Please be my Son’s God Dad so he can fuck bitches silly and make him their God Dad
Short for parrot daddy,
Someone who is a daddy to parrots, in the biblical sense.
Often characterized by changing the profile picture to include a parrot in active directory when found in corporate settings.
Inexistent, gone, invisible, vacant, departed, MERELY THEORETICAL. Your father left before you were even conceived, he has no official record, legal, criminal, etc. No one has seen him at any point in time, those who have were erased off the face of the universe as soon as they laid eyes on this ghostly, hypothetical figure. If you know these people who have seen him you will forget about their existence. He isn't coming back.
Person 1: Hey is that your dad?
You: What? Where?
Person 1: (no response because they have evaporated)
You: Wait I don't have a dad or any friends.
"New" - "Dad"
A male born between 1980-1998 dressed in punk/(trad) skinhead/rockabilly/metalhead/emo/scene attire with a child (respectively)
Nu dads hobbies may include (but not limited to)
- Attending music events/gigs with their children
- Wearing matching band shirts with their family
- Expensive Tattoo Aesthetic