god Dad

When you’re fucking the child’s mom really really good and she decides to say that she wants her son to be raised by you so you can teach her hoodrat son to fuck women good too

Please be my Son’s God Dad so he can fuck bitches silly and make him their God Dad

god Dad by Butta Flyy September 2, 2022

parrot dad 

Short for parrot daddy,
Someone who is a daddy to parrots, in the biblical sense.
Often characterized by changing the profile picture to include a parrot in active directory when found in corporate settings.

I had such a big weekend, I feel like I was Parrot Daddied.

parrot dad by bad boy bubby 69 September 6, 2022

Your dad

Inexistent, gone, invisible, vacant, departed, MERELY THEORETICAL. Your father left before you were even conceived, he has no official record, legal, criminal, etc. No one has seen him at any point in time, those who have were erased off the face of the universe as soon as they laid eyes on this ghostly, hypothetical figure. If you know these people who have seen him you will forget about their existence. He isn't coming back.

Person 1: Hey is that your dad?
You: What? Where?
Person 1: (no response because they have evaporated)
You: Wait I don't have a dad or any friends.

Your dad by CumSockJoinedTheChat September 7, 2022

Bloxbrug dad 

A Roblox dad. A bad dad. Mostly 5yr old's are controlling this charter. Dose bad job RPing (most of the time). Gonna have drama.....

Dude really? Your gonna be a bloxbrug dad? well... Goodluck!

Bloxbrug dad by anonymous September 13, 2022

bloxbrug dad 

A fake dad to give you therapy because how you lost your dad IRL

Bloxbrug dads these days.....

bloxbrug dad by dudecoolbrojeez September 13, 2022

Nu Dad 

Pronounced:

"New" - "Dad"
A male born between 1980-1998 dressed in punk/(trad) skinhead/rockabilly/metalhead/emo/scene attire with a child (respectively)

Nu dads hobbies may include (but not limited to)
- Attending music events/gigs with their children
- Wearing matching band shirts with their family
- Expensive Tattoo Aesthetic

- Skateboarding

- Mountain Biking

- Dirt Biking

- Harley Davidson Motorcycles

Ozzy Osbourne is a Nu Dad.

Nu Dad by Catasha Prints September 18, 2022

your dad

a fictional character said to be on a legendary quest to find cigarettes and milk

your dad is a fictional character

your dad by wejfoiwjefo September 21, 2022