A place of education in Elgin, Scotland. Known for being terrible and making you feel as though you have become dumber rather then smarter.
Person 1: You going to Moray College?
Person 2: I would much rather slide a glass tube into my urethra and hit it with a hammer.
Person 1: ..... Oh.
Person 2: I would much rather slide a glass tube into my urethra and hit it with a hammer.
Person 1: ..... Oh.
by LegBiter January 30, 2018
Get the Moray Collegemug. by SPrice1980 April 22, 2022
Get the Virginia Collegemug. Educational establishment in the city of Kingston-upon-Hull offering courses for those aged 14+. Comprising a 14-16 college, Further Education college and Higher Education centre for the Open University, the Hull campus is bustling with inactivity. The “Hull College Group” also somehow manage to ‘operate’ colleges in Goole and Harrogate.
Famously known for ‘losing’ £10m whilst the Chief Executive went on ‘gardening leave’ in 2017, the institution suffers from worsening money problems and dropping student numbers and satisfaction rates.
The HE centre is overshadowed by a real HE provider, the University of Hull, which results in course leaders having to play dirty, lying to prospective students, in order to ensure their application. This, however, should not be regarded as their fault and they are simply safeguarding their jobs and families for another year, as if a course doesn’t get enough students, it is simply terminated and any existing students are abandoned.
Are you unqualified, lazy, incapable, and generally just want a degree that says you have a degree? Hull College is the place for you.
Famously known for ‘losing’ £10m whilst the Chief Executive went on ‘gardening leave’ in 2017, the institution suffers from worsening money problems and dropping student numbers and satisfaction rates.
The HE centre is overshadowed by a real HE provider, the University of Hull, which results in course leaders having to play dirty, lying to prospective students, in order to ensure their application. This, however, should not be regarded as their fault and they are simply safeguarding their jobs and families for another year, as if a course doesn’t get enough students, it is simply terminated and any existing students are abandoned.
Are you unqualified, lazy, incapable, and generally just want a degree that says you have a degree? Hull College is the place for you.
“Where did you attend University?”
“Oh, in Hull.”
“It’s nice there, I looked at Hull University”
*cringes and hopes no further questions are asked*
“I studied at Hull School of Performing Arts”
“I’ve not heard of that one.”
“Yeah, it’s sadly part of Hull College.”
“Oh, in Hull.”
“It’s nice there, I looked at Hull University”
*cringes and hopes no further questions are asked*
“I studied at Hull School of Performing Arts”
“I’ve not heard of that one.”
“Yeah, it’s sadly part of Hull College.”
by Jeremy Beautiful Chest March 25, 2018
Get the hull collegemug. Yeshiva College is a Jewish day school for the religious Jewish kids who haven’t moved to King David yet.
The Torah school of excellence does however strengthen the community and achieve top academic results in the country. But probably not legally.
It’s religious atmosphere arms it’s students with the gift of Torah. One which is completely useless when the talmidim go to yeshivat Har Etzion (Gush) on MTA.
Yeshiva College is also a host of synagogues and community centers. All of which are mizrachi. Which is weird concerning the Charedi rise in the Yeshiva College boys high school.
Overall it’s a magical campus and includes the best schools to send your child. Just hope he/she doesn’t go off the derech
The Torah school of excellence does however strengthen the community and achieve top academic results in the country. But probably not legally.
It’s religious atmosphere arms it’s students with the gift of Torah. One which is completely useless when the talmidim go to yeshivat Har Etzion (Gush) on MTA.
Yeshiva College is also a host of synagogues and community centers. All of which are mizrachi. Which is weird concerning the Charedi rise in the Yeshiva College boys high school.
Overall it’s a magical campus and includes the best schools to send your child. Just hope he/she doesn’t go off the derech
Soccer child: mommy coach said our games at Yeshiva College next week
St Johns mom: what the heck is that.
St Johns mom: what the heck is that.
by TheJewBukka March 28, 2023
Get the yeshiva collegemug. A school for racist inbred twats who have nothing better to do than take the piss for every unfunny joke made on the internet. Their quote “gourmet cafe” tastes like nothing the way they describe it and they somehow manage to make rats shit taste amazing, while they have a knockoff prince harry as their headmaster. If you go to this school you are most definitely made fun of at dinner parties, and just stepping within 3 ft of the school for 2 seconds makes you lose brain cells.
“Mummy, why does no one like me outside of school?”
“Because you go to the only place Satan calls hell on earth: Nambour Christian College.”
“Because you go to the only place Satan calls hell on earth: Nambour Christian College.”
by Notactuallysrs November 12, 2022
Get the Nambour Christian Collegemug. DCT
The single worst place in the universe.
Where human rights are banished upon stepping into a room. You cannot sip water, eat, go to the toilet or have a fair trial. The place where we are beaten up, bullied, stolen from, forced to write until you have aches in our arms, where you cannot speak without fear of horrible punishment. Where if seven hours of solid work is not enough to impress a teacher, you are given two hours of homework.
AND, if the homework is incomplete, you are forced into detention for three hours, tearing up paper.
School is the only place that can get away with such universal cruelty. Oh, and apparently, education is too good to miss. BULLSHIT.
The single worst place in the universe.
Where human rights are banished upon stepping into a room. You cannot sip water, eat, go to the toilet or have a fair trial. The place where we are beaten up, bullied, stolen from, forced to write until you have aches in our arms, where you cannot speak without fear of horrible punishment. Where if seven hours of solid work is not enough to impress a teacher, you are given two hours of homework.
AND, if the homework is incomplete, you are forced into detention for three hours, tearing up paper.
School is the only place that can get away with such universal cruelty. Oh, and apparently, education is too good to miss. BULLSHIT.
by Oldfagbayani May 7, 2018
Get the Dominican College of Tarlacmug. "Damn I'm going to be late for school!"
"It's cool dude just put on some deodorant and take a college shower"
"It's cool dude just put on some deodorant and take a college shower"
by Hivterfall January 16, 2016
Get the College Showermug.