Skip to main content

nipple zipper

A type of zipper seen on a jacket (particularly fleece jackets) positioned directly over the nipples. Nipple zippers are most recognized when in pairs. When the zipper is pointing up the nipple zippers are considered to be perky.
We could tell that Jae was in a good mood on Monday because his nipple zippers were looking quite perky.
by Andy "Pants" Jones March 7, 2008
mugGet the nipple zipper mug.

zipper dinner

I went to a hotel room with my boyfriend, hungry for sex, and had a zipper dinner. I ate so much my face got chapped.
by Betty Rocks September 24, 2006
mugGet the zipper dinner mug.

Zipper Punch

An accurately, but unintentionally placed punch below the belt line, with the aggressor usually being a child and the victim being a male, either the childs age or older.

The ideally placed zipper punch will render the victim helpless as he assumes the fetal position after immediately falling down. This is then promptly followed by any number of grunts, groans, tears, and sometimes laughter.
My daughter and I were roughhousing the other day and she leveled me with a Zipper Punch. And I almost passed out. Atta girl.
by HigherThanAMile November 15, 2010
mugGet the Zipper Punch mug.

Zippertits

A woman who has undergone a breast reduction surgery. The term fits because the stitches resemble zip teeth across the wound.
"Ellen page? It's Elliot Page the zippertits now"
by Manualinstallation August 19, 2022
mugGet the Zippertits mug.

zipperhead

Coined during the korean war and became widely popular during the vietnam war. Referring to the way the head of an asian enemy tended to split open when shot in the middle of the forehead. This splitting is due to the frontal skull suture found in mongoloid bone structure. massive directed trauma to the forehead will often cause the skull to split along the suture line causing the head to appear as if opened by a zipper.
The zipperheads were overrunning our position.
by jreb333 March 13, 2011
mugGet the zipperhead mug.

zipper

A zipper is a slang name for a ounce of weed....
I cant pay my rent until I sell this zipper...
by Dave buttox May 18, 2004
mugGet the zipper mug.

zipper hoagie

A penis.
Note: Often "smothered in underwear."
Girl: "I'm awfully hungry."
Boy: "Feel like a zipper hoagie smothered in underwear?"
by J Roth July 10, 2005
mugGet the zipper hoagie mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email