Zakk, Zachary, Zachariah

A total jack ass who somehow manages to simultaneously care too much and not give the slightest fuck about anything. He has a weird ass way of giving to others too much but somehow acts greedy as fuck though he won't hesitate to share his sandwich but he eats the bigger half every time. He could be a natural leader if his confidence didn't come in waves and he had some typebof consistency or took more pride in his work and no matter what you say to him he's always got some type of answer or excuse. He's a perfect example of why abortion should always be legal because reportedly he was some blonde teens accident gone wrong. Rejection from his own mom and every other person in his life gives him awkward ass vibes that border between catholic pedo priest and cultist serial killer voted number 1 most likely to bomb a school he claims he doesn't trust hospital drugs but will easily contradict himself by turning around and snort meth out of the hairy asscrack of a Mexican shemale while drinking her pee. He only ever applies himself when it benefits him in some way or another and barely does the minimum required effort to get the job done. If you ever try to call him out he shrugs and says everyone else is doing it this way or no one told me any better and he has to have the last word in every argument. But here's the worst part about him, supposedly as a child he sacrificed his freewill to both God and Satan to make peace between good and evil then got abducted by aliens in 97.

Hey should we invite Zakk, Zachary, Zachariah to the BBq?

"Oh hell no that weird mother fucker will have us high and fucking in a orgy"

by Variablesizeddick September 27, 2022

ZackBox

When an older generation console, specifically an Xbox One, is still in service as in individuals main gaming console instead of buying the newest generation.

“Is Zack finally going to get the Series X?”
“No, he still has the ZackBox”.

by Mark 2 Raygun October 18, 2022

Zackattack199

has a micropp and simps for girls whose names starts with “K”

You know that simp “Zackattack199”

Yeah he has a micropp lol

by Caleblikespasta March 1, 2023

zacking off

Rage quitting a video game to go masturbate.

Fuck off, I'm going zacking off. You guys are bitches

by edp445cupcake August 22, 2023

The Zacklees

After a long night of drinking, when you wake up with that taste in your mouth, which tastes "zacklee like your asshole."

Don: So Paul, you have a good time getting trashed last night?
Paul: Ya Don, but do I ever have the zacklees right now!
Don: No worries buddy, me too.

by Mizou October 14, 2005

Puerto Zacko

The most elite underground vampire bar in the whole entirety of Portland. It is funded by Vietnamese and South Korean opium farmers and regulated by the columbians. While keeping up a daily facade of a Starbucks, it is transformed into a shisha bar at night and provides a good avenue for vampiric orgies of blood after closing.

ImaInglet: Die rapture. Dies vulture flesh. Dies sweet entrails of sinnew. And the wine of cyanotic fetuses.
Shlepov: What is wrong with you!?!?!
ImaInglet: I am the way I am because of Puerto Zacko.

by SaamSaam December 7, 2011

The Zackaning

Given to a person when they constantly miss plans avoid saying no by giving vague answers and all around being a jerk when it comes to making or keeping plans.

Dude Jim said he would be on in 10 mins
Looks like the zackaning is happening

Wheres jim?
Idk looks like hes pulling a zack

by ___Ikaros___ April 23, 2020