writing history

an alternative way of saying you are taking a shit, mostly used in office with female colleagues.

"Probably after this lunch i'll be writing history"
"Awesome dude, i just went and it was great, pride!"

by wallis92 July 17, 2017

Watering the turkey

To go to the bathroom/toilet

Hold on Bob I just have to go water the turkey.

Jessica is just watering the turkey, she will be with you soon.

by Buzzyb33 July 31, 2017

watering your grandma’s garden

A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone

When you are having sex you’re watering your grandma’s garden

by Camryn and Conrad January 10, 2019

watering Can

just another word for the toilet

Man i just need to use the watering can

by KLYDEFOAM January 14, 2019

Writing

The act of creating prose or poetry using the written word. Can also be used as a noun to refer to a piece of prose or poetry.

I am writing a paper on gender identity for my Women’s Lierature class.

The writing in Their Eyes Were Watching God is lovely.

by Mountain Kat March 9, 2019

Writing in Ranch

The action of spilling ranch onto a surface and drawing or spelling things with your finger by running it through the ranch.

I loved writing in ranch as a kid!

by NeoNation March 11, 2019

Watering the Lawn

When in missionary and you pull out. Urinate on the bush and you are now watering the lawn.

I was watering the lawn last night, still can’t get the stain out of the sheets.

by Mr. Veggie July 18, 2020