Winter Blanket

A relationship which starts after the Labor Day holiday lasting at the absolute latest until the Memorial Day celebrations and shore house rentals begin (Although mentally the relationship will be over in March or whenever the beach house deadline date is). This relationship is often used to give an individual time to heal all wounds caused over the intense months 21-30 year old males deal with between the aforementioned holidays. These wounds typically include but are not limited to their physical bodies shape and unhealthiness, wallet, vacation day allotment, and brain. The girls can range dramatically but are preferably the lower maintenance “cute girl” you hooked up with during the summer – usually towards the end as there is less time for you to mess it up.

Guy 1: Wow what a crazy summer it’s almost good it’s come to an end.
Guy 2: Yea, I need to get my life back together. I was thinking about asking that girl from last weekend on a date.
Guy 1: She was cool, seems like a perfect winter blanket.
Guy 2: yea you’re right… next summers going to be great.

by FckTuesday January 13, 2009

winter kill

(noun) A newcomer to a mountain village who buys or rents a property, but who is perceived by the community as being too 'soft' or fragile to remain after struggling through his first, tough, winter season there.

Everyone marked me as "winter kill." They understood mountain life, took one look at me and figured I'd be gone after my first winter.

by Red Feather August 1, 2013

winter popsicle

A penis; as a popsicle is something cold to suck on on a hot day, a winter popsicle is something hot to suck on on a cold day.

It's pretty cold outside; I could go for a winter popsicle.

by xnijxnij December 22, 2008

Winter Cat

A person that can either be a manchild or a assfaggot

"That guy in Steam Chat the other day was being a total Winter Cat

by monsterlover69 December 26, 2014

Winter-Soldiered

A case where a fictional character is brainwashed into doing something they don’t want to do. Named after Bucky Barns the Winter Soldier.

Dude, character’s name was winter-soldiered in insert tv show, movie, book or game.

by Blackbird42069 June 30, 2023

Winter Grass

Winter Grass is when a woman stops shaving during the colder months. Then resumes proper shaving habits during the warmer months.

Hey Michelle just because it's winter doesn't mean you have to let the winter grass grow.

by Oliver Ripley October 6, 2016

Jade winters

A very special girl who is always genuine and nice to everyone. She is picky with the boys she talks to. Jade always wants to have fun and should let Logan have a chance hah

Jade Winters is hot

by Davynarce November 11, 2019