weiner cousin

When 2 guys have sex with the same chick they become weiner cousins

After Josh slept with everyone of his pledge brothers ex-girlfriends he was not only their BALT but their weiner cousin as well.

by BlondeHairBezz November 18, 2009

Max Weinberg

Best drummer to ever live. also very cute

Dude: have you ever see Max play?
Chic: oh yes, he is dead fine!

by Cassie October 17, 2003

rubbed raw red weiner syndrome

when you jack off somany times close enough to gether that the skin on your dick turns rubbed raw red.

"hay KM your walking kinda funny" "ya ive got rubbed raw red weiner syndrome"

by steele88 April 19, 2006

Weiner

A political distraction.

Nothing makes me forget about REAL issues of national importance like a big fat Weiner.

by DankIsYourFriend June 17, 2011

Weiner Bandit

A fabled creature much like the Tooth Fairy, Boogie Man, or The Trix Rabbit. That Comes in the night if you are not prepared and will steal ones' "Weiner". Leaving the victim "Weinerless"

What you can do; sleep with your pants on or hold your junk all night. (This is where the saying "wakie wakie, hands off snakie" came from.)

It is possible to catch this bandit, it is said that he will give you one of three possible prizes; $23(American), a walk-man, or a cassette player. which makes you wonder why you would want to catch his cheap ass anyway.

A Masked Assailant that steals guys junk
Known as: The Weiner Bandit.

by BigbubbaD March 5, 2012

butt weiner

Similar to weiner butt, but more desriptive of the weiner rather than the butt.

Hey, butt weiner, thats quite the package you got there.

by VauZZ May 25, 2006

weiner cousins

a friend in which both of you had sex with the same woman

JD: since we've both slept with Kim, we're considered weiner cousins

by tex-ass April 22, 2009