A silly American adaptation of the customary house warming, where one lures his or her (mostly her) friends over with tasty delicacies and alcohol in hopes that they become inebriated as much as possible in order to break in the couch they happen to be sitting on...
Did you go to Michelle and Gino's Couch warming last night????
Yah.. I did. But it was weird Michelle seemed more concerned that I wasn't drinking my wine and that I was sitting on one pert of the couch for too long...
Yah.. I did. But it was weird Michelle seemed more concerned that I wasn't drinking my wine and that I was sitting on one pert of the couch for too long...
by Pharohgq June 24, 2015
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Often confused with your gas company's winter policy, a true house warming involves a bunch of lunatics turning up and destroying your home. All in the name of celebrating the fact you moved from one street to another. Think of it as A to B to partE. There will no doubt be plenty of that too.
Any roads named Heath tend to have the best ones. Because fucking legends live there.
Any roads named Heath tend to have the best ones. Because fucking legends live there.
Damn, we warmed that house so good, even Nelly couldn't handle it.
That Heath Road house warming was the best night of my life
That Heath Road house warming was the best night of my life
by heathroadraves October 1, 2014
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by Ereck Flowers November 26, 2018
Get the global warming mug.Leaving a large group of people with your significant other, saying you are going to "warm up the car" but are really engaging in some sort of sexual activity with them. Much less suspicious when said in the winter, but is extremely fishy in the summer.
Boy whispers to girlfriend: "Hey baby do you wanna go warm up the car?"
Girlfriend whispers back: "I thought you'd never ask."
"Hey we'll be back in a few minutes, it's cold outside so we're gonna warm up the car."
A couple leaves to 'warm up the car', and one person says to the rest of the group: "Wait, why are they warming up the car? It's the middle of summer!"
Girlfriend whispers back: "I thought you'd never ask."
"Hey we'll be back in a few minutes, it's cold outside so we're gonna warm up the car."
A couple leaves to 'warm up the car', and one person says to the rest of the group: "Wait, why are they warming up the car? It's the middle of summer!"
by Love Rider January 19, 2010
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Global warming is going to destroy humanity, society needs to get our head out of our ass and do something.
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