heathroadraves's definitions

house warming

Often confused with your gas company's winter policy, a true house warming involves a bunch of lunatics turning up and destroying your home. All in the name of celebrating the fact you moved from one street to another. Think of it as A to B to partE. There will no doubt be plenty of that too.

Any roads named Heath tend to have the best ones. Because fucking legends live there.

Damn, we warmed that house so good, even Nelly couldn't handle it.
That Heath Road house warming was the best night of my life

by heathroadraves October 1, 2014