ass wad

when you poop and your not done yet and you push and push to get it out so you can be done but it doesnt happen

my ass wad is killin me

ass wad by cherry February 26, 2003

Comp-wad 

A computer nerd who has a vast knowledge of computers and uses his confusing computer vocabulary to pick-up chicks. A computer-was also spends a great deal of time in front of a computer screen. At school, think their bad ass when they play unreal tournament when they teacher is not looking.

1) Rochester: Dude...James tried to pick-up Marcy by calling her a sexy giga-babe....then he tried to show her how his intel processor works.
Francis: WAT A COMP-WAD...
Rochester: Wanna play counter-strike?
Francis: Chyea

2) Jimmy: Hey Cindy want me to demonstrate you how a male-connecting plug from my laptop connects with a female socket?
Cindy: Ur sucha comp-wad...go suck on ur usb key...

Comp-wad by loblaws September 22, 2007

Mint Wad Willy 

1930's slang for a marijuana cigarette, or joint.

"hey you fellas smokin' a mint wad willy?"

Mint Wad Willy by ylliwdawtnim January 13, 2009

FLEM wad

A fan of the webcomic FLEM, or one who enjoys the cartoons of J. L. Grant - created 1999, origin unknown.

I knew he was a FLEM wad when he showed up at the club dressed like Faith in the Lesbian Ninja storyline.

FLEM wad by Beezus October 30, 2004

swallow a wad 

A deragatory phrase similar to "eat a dick" or "fuck off"

Girl - "You're an asshole"
Guy - "Swallow a wad"

swallow a wad by Ryan Q October 11, 2005

Fuck wad

Something or someone that's just a big ol' bunch of nothing but total fuck. Someone who is both an idiot and mean, at the same time. Can be shortened to "fwad".

Jesse always gives all the new employees a really hard time because he knows he can get most of them to quit. He's a real fuck wad (fwad).

Fuck wad by Lisa Dwyer March 26, 2007

tight wad 

comes from brian (sexy) and is a phrase...a person who never spends money

"just buy the paper you tight wad!"

tight wad by miwanda and ameh November 22, 2004