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Twitter

The region the on the female anatomy bewtix her twat and shitter
by goodtimes420 May 13, 2011
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twitter

One of the most writer un-friendly websites out there. Designed for talking trash. The thought police will block you if you make remarks that are beyond hostile or touch a nerve that goes into the realm of slamming pedophiles as Jared Fogle and Ian Watkins of Lostprophets were on the receiving end of a hashtag reaming.
I've seen what Darren McKeeman pulled after he was fired from Gothic.net, still enraged that his photo in a tux was used as urinal cake and photographed the aftermath. He up and created a fake twitter account of me and seen other fake accounts pop up as well.
by illinoishorrorman January 16, 2018
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Twitter

the only blog were i didn't understand what the fuck was going on!
I have folowers called Tom Cruise!
What the hell??????
Is twitter a gay porn site for stars?
by nz555 September 28, 2009
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Twitter

To engage in sexual intercourse or other sexual activity between 1 or more people.
Dude: Were you just twittering yourself in there?
Dude2: Hell no, I had twitter with your mom.

There is nothing hotter then two girls twittering.
by Unit7 May 27, 2009
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twitter

A short skinny stick with a feather a the end of it. Used for womans/mens pleasure. Made to tickle the insides.
''Hey babe do you bring the twitter i want a laugh.''

''I couldnt go all the way with the twitter because i kept laughing."
by Neonick12 December 29, 2010
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Twitter

The body part between the females twat and shitter
I went down on Subo last night and I swear tae fuck a got ma teeth stuck in the tuft a hair protruding out her sweaty twitter!
by FuckinNawMateDeffosNoAGrass December 24, 2016
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twitter

A favorite pillow that lacks definition and firmness. Any pillow that is limp, or has feathers flying out of it. The opposite of Choate Waballoo; or fat, firm pillow.

Occasionaly; sexual deviants of impure nature refer to their pillows in this manner as if describing a girlfriend.
You suck. You snarfed all the choates and left me the twitters.

I get off on the choates...you seem to be turned on by the twitters. We're perfect for each other.
by Crazy Sven April 21, 2007
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