Tube Snake

Thinly veiled reference to a penis. Sometimes "boogied", or masturbated.

When she boogie, she do the tube snake boogie.

by badboykitty March 28, 2017

Spawn Tubed

When you get spawn killed by a noob tube.

WTF I JUST GOT SPAWN TUBED!!!!!

by Skillen July 15, 2010

fuck tube

N: The hot, wet, slippery place you want to slide your stiff cock into. Also see, cunt,.

Anna gor her fuck tube filled of sperm last night
Sally has the best most fuckable fuck tube

by chris50M April 4, 2006

tube trouble

Stuck on a packed train with a turtlehead (a poo), no where to go.

John Connor to Danny 'I was on the train home last night in rush hour and i seriously had tube trouble'.

Danny 'no toilets about?'

John Connor 'nah i was storing it like a camel all day!'.

by AGnumbnuts November 9, 2011

lube the tube

When the vagina becomes wet because the woman is sexually aroused. Can also refer to putting lotion etc. into the vagina for extra lubrication.

She started to lube the tube before they did it.

by Still_trippin' June 11, 2006

tube tannoy

System of stiff, pre-recorded announcements on the tube. Bastard annoying repeated at every stop every morning and evening.

"The next station is Charing Cross. Change here for the Northern Line and National Rail services. Alight here for Trafalgar Square"...Train stops..."This is Charing cross"...continues as before..."This is a Bakerloo Line train for Harrow and Wealdstone. This train is ready to depart- stand clear of the closing doors"... BEEP BEEP BEEP

by oracle March 12, 2004

Ass Tube

Word used to describe an asshole when specifically suggesting that the person is the tube-like, shit-covered skin within the anus, rather than the air between it.

That guy just stole my seat! What an ass tube!

by Carton Jones December 21, 2008