Someone who uses cheap toilet paper and balls it up to wipe while standing on the seat. Thus resulting in tiny rolled up pieces of shit covered toilet paper (shit nuggets) to go everywhere but the bowl.
by Fryrack chronicles December 12, 2023
Said to someone who is whining. TP stands for toilet paper. When you ask if someone's got enough TP or use the hashtag #GeT you are asking if someone needs more TP for comfort, for example to blow their nose or wipe their tears
John: You are always late, always always always and never on time
Jessica: Got enuf TP?
John: No (unfortunately its 2020)
#GeT got enough TP?
Jessica: Got enuf TP?
John: No (unfortunately its 2020)
#GeT got enough TP?
by Sir Chivalry July 19, 2021
Darn it, I am a punch of tp away from a clean bottom.
An average punch of tp is around 4-6 squares of tp.
Equivalent to around $10 - $13
An average punch of tp is around 4-6 squares of tp.
Equivalent to around $10 - $13
by Tiaryen April 16, 2020
When you slip the giant roll of toilet paper down your pants from Home Depot bathroom. Cuz there is no toilet paper at home
Man nobody has toilet paper, I did the TP Slidedown cuz I'm using socks at home..
Y'all think we can trade this for weed?
Y'all think we can trade this for weed?
by WarChild April 04, 2020
People who simply go to all the stores and buy all the toilet paper because they think it will help with the coronavirus (COVID-19)
by coronavirusbs March 18, 2020
the king nd father of all toilet papers, he will make sure your ass is wiped clean and leave no bootyholes dirty.
by PapaTP August 11, 2022
TP Linking is where you and a friend in adjacent toilet stalls use one long piece of toilet paper to wipe your asses at the same time. After which you pull it apart and the person with the longest piece gets good luck. This is the ultimate sign of friendship bonding.
"Me and Drew were TP linking at the movie bathroom the other day and I got the long piece"
"TP Linked with Stacy i feel closer as friends already"
"Yo homie wanna linkup in the bathroom later?"
"TP Linked with Stacy i feel closer as friends already"
"Yo homie wanna linkup in the bathroom later?"
by konkey234 October 01, 2020