TPNFB

Tongue Punch {NASTY} Fart Box

Used as a way of showing how much worse it could be. Where {NASTY} could best any name, a name beginning with N works best. For example: TPNFB - tongue punch nadenes fart box.
When used in context, one would use it this way.
"Man I just had my nuts kicked by Chuck Norris!"
Could be worse ... TPNFB!

by pseudonym-554123 October 21, 2011

TPWK

TPWK is the abbreviation of Harry Styles´s favourite line: treat people with kindness. he wants everyone to feel loved. he hates hate, that´s why he created this line so everyone would remember to be nice. Harry gets a lot of hate from stupid people this is the reason why he almost never uses social media. but luckily he gets a lot of love from his truthful fans.

harry shouts at a concert: Treat people with kindness (TPWK), even if they black, white, gay, straight or trans. be kind to everyone!

by Larry is totally real November 23, 2019

D.O.T.P.J.

Double Over the Pants Job.

Where a girl gives two guys over-the-pants hand jobs at the same time.

"On the bus to formal, me and my bro are gettin' D.O.T.P.J.'s from the same chick like a fucking DJ. I call that bitch Skrillex." -Dom Mazzetti

by Bazooka_Jane March 5, 2013

i.w.s.y.d.t.w.y.a.t.c.i.w.y.t.p.i.i.m

I wanna suck your dick then when you're about to cum I want you to put it in me

i.w.s.y.d.t.w.y.a.t.c.i.w.y.t.p.i.i.m

by justforfunnnn November 17, 2021

TPFB

Tounge Punch the Fart Box

(John) "That wild chick Sally let me TPFB!"... (Ted)"She let you do what!?" (John) "She let me tongue punch her fart box!" (Ted) "Yeah.. Thats nasty bro"

by William T. Dactle May 29, 2011

TPIA

The Penalty Is AIDS

Brian: "We may have a small technical failure"
Justin: "TPIA"

by Minnepinne December 26, 2009

tps reports

Most commonly known to the average worker as a Totally Pointless Stuff Report, management views these as

Sending a list of completed goals to your management because they are too lazy to read a standard status report to get updates.

by BoB December 23, 2003