Touching myself

1.Used as a subtle way of describing masturbation

2.describes the way in which a person motives one's self

I'm touching myself by listing to inspirational quotes

by OG the Cil December 15, 2018

Dude Toucher

Dude Toucher - a male with an accelerated need for social acceptance; thus resulting in the compulsion for continuous male contact during social events : ie. drinking

That Dude Toucher keeps trying to touch me while im drinking my tasty brew.

by Beef n Cheese April 25, 2006

touchdown vulture

A touchdown vulture is a football player, specifically a runningback/fullback that comes in the game inside the 5 yardline in goalline situations and steals undeserved touchdowns. In most cases smaller better running backs do all the work between the 20's and these vultures (larger/worse backs) come in and fall down for 1 or 2 yards scoring the touchdown, killing the fantasy value of the much better skillful backs. Key examples are Mike Alstott or the modern day Lendale White.

Fantasy Owner #1 - Hey Chris Johnson just got a 30 yard run down inside the 5

Fantasy Owner #2 - Shit now that fat ass touchdown vulture LenDale is going to come in and get the score

by JBones751 November 30, 2009

the thing that when you touch it you throw up

the little red thing in the back of your throat that when you touch it you throw up

"I think I have strep throat because there are red dots on the thing that when you touch it you throw up."

by Greg C. Z. September 20, 2007

touching cotton

the point at which your bowel movements are so strong that the turd has actually begun exiting the anus, therefor touching the cotton in your underwear

"lets hurry up and get to the bathroom, I've gotta shit so bad its touching cotton!"

by lauren April 25, 2004

One Touch Love

A way of expressing love between two people involving hitting/slapping/pushing of each other.

This method of love expression is predominant between males.

A/N: 'One Touch Love' was popularized by the Jaemin couple of DBSK.

Jaejoong: Ow Changmin, why did you hit me?
Changmin: Hyung, I'm just showing you some 'One Touch Love'.

by Hoshiko_Malfoy August 4, 2008

Dubya Touch

The opposite of having the "Midas Touch"; instead of turning to gold, whatever that person touches turns to shit. Named after George "Dubya" Bush. Every business venture he's been involved with has been a dismal failure.

I wouldn't want him running my company, he's got the Dubya Touch. Everything he touches turns to shit.

by Big Bad Sky November 9, 2006