talking out of your ass

Uttering bullshit or talking nonsense. Most commonly done by managers and corporate whores.

Employee: Will you make some sense and stop talking out of your ass?

Management: YOU'RE FIRED!!!

by AYB February 18, 2003

taking the Regi

taking excessive sick days off work in persuit of lesuire activities

taking 3 days off work each week to go fishing or playing computer games

by Adolf,Sumo,and Grippy July 14, 2004

Talking Piffle

The moment in a evening when a group of friends/acquintances reach a communal state of intoxication through whatever means drink/drugs. At this point no one talks sense and everybody turns into a piffleing mess. Often seen/heard are half finished sentences, looks of complete amazement at the piff coming out of peoples mouths and the obligutory quote "sorry what was i talking about.....".

This piffleing ramble can go on for upwards of 4-5 hours which is the way this definition is heading.

"can you remember poony talking piffle last night? ..... ive never heard such random poppycock about the outragous price of strawberry bon bons"

by Bones27 April 25, 2010

Taking an SC turn

When a conversation takes a nasty or dark turn.

"I like babies, they're cute."
"They're even cuter when I'm eating their guts..."
"...well this conversation is taking an SC turn."

by Pandoricai March 19, 2013

taking a dung

When you squat down, and leave a brown.

Friend 1: Oh my! I'm about to be taking a dung!

Friend 2: Ok, make sure to use some Pampers!

Friend 1: Ok, I think there are some left.

by yopugiscool June 3, 2014

Talking Heavy

Talking shit

Dom u talking heavy?

by Idahello March 7, 2019

Taking a Swedish

To masturbate while still on the toilet after having taken a shit.

In Swedish horror flicks women are known to straddle a man in order to have sex with him while he is on the toilet taking a dump and so the phrase "taking a Swedish" refers to a masturbatory #2 session.

"I just got through taking a Swedish."

"I took forever in the bathroom because I took a Swedish."

"Were you in the bathroom taking a Swedish because you were gone forever?"

by Lulz§wag December 31, 2020