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trigger happy

The mental state of finding intense joy in "triggering" social justice warriors.
What makes Milo Yiannopoulos such a strong speaker is that he is very trigger happy.
by The Trigger August 30, 2016
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a. Lennoxville`s burger. Go to Mcdonalds, order a Junior chicken burger and a double cheese Burger. Stick the Junior inside the double. You have a trigger!

b. Delicious quadruple burger for 3 bucks.

c. Good post-party snack.
a. Fuck, Im so wasted man, lets go to mcdonalds.
b. Yeah lets order shitloads of fries, rootbeer and TRIGGERS!
by lennoxvegas December 15, 2008
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Trigger Finger

Finger used primarily for puling the trigger of a gun. Usually, this finger is one's index finger. Through much practice the trigger finer can be used for several other things as well though.

1) Intense peace signs.

2) Intensely pointing at people.

3) Poking people in the face really hard.

4) Poking people in the nose really hard.

5) Directing traffic back and forward.

6) Fingering your girlfriend. (Guys)

7) Fingering yourself. (Girls.)

8) Fingering your girlfriend. (Lesbians)

9) Fingering yourself. (Shemales)

As you can see, your trigger finger can be a vital part to several functions in necessary to your normal daily functions.
"I pulled my trigger finger out on my girl and it was a sensational orgasm. I'll have to use it more often now. :)"
by Ready-Liver July 5, 2009
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Trigger Fig Nooner Beat

A phrase meaning, "No, there is not a polar bear in my freezer."
Emily: Hey Kari, What class do you have next?

Kari: TRIGGER FIG NOONER BEAT!
by iluffsmahfang October 14, 2008
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Trigger Mortis

A certain lockjaw of the thumb, resulting from playing too aggressively during button mashing video games. Most often associated with heated matches of Mario Party.
Dude, I so could have won that minigame had I not caught the trigger mortis!
by thiscouldcureit October 22, 2011
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the best dog in the world. my dog. german shepherd. quite shy but lovely. <3
me:hey trigger *throws ball* fetch!
*trigger gets ball*
me:yeah...trigger bring it back now
*trigger runs off with ball until i have to chase him all around the garden*
by FlamingLips September 16, 2008
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Trigger is a roadsweaper. He has had the same broom for over 15 years!
-auwight Trigger!
-auwight Dave!
by kepy seema September 25, 2003
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