therapy song

song meant to help the listener and/or the singer.

therapy song:

you are floating on a cloud
It is the perfect temperature
you have no desires
but if you did you would not have the urge to fulfill them

by myguitar'sbroken January 16, 2010

Therapist Face

Intensely focused male facial expression used when dancing, in conversation, or otherwise interacting with females who have been targeted for hooking up. Comes from Sean Connery's SNL Jeopary impersonation played by Darrell Hammond when he chooses the "Therapists" category.

Look at that guy's therapist face on the dance floor. He is focused on taking that girl down.

by Claverly Adams February 22, 2010

Theraputerize

to actively engage in the act of healing or conducting therapy on an individual's soul

You seem like you have a lot going on today, come on over so I can Theraputerize you.

by Special Kaye October 7, 2010

Therapeutic Delay

When a person in an ER waiting room has to wait long enough to be seen, they get frustrated, and realize just how 'not sick' they are and storm out of there, only to call their doctor to get in to be seen, like they should have done in the first place.

The patient with cold symptoms had to wait 2 hours to be seen in the ER, and left after the therapeutic delay cured them.

by wordelder April 11, 2011

Therafriend

A therafriend is a friend who acts as your therapist - both truly listening and also truly offering pointed and objective advice when you need it. You speak to your therafriend often and they are up to date on your relationships, family dynamics and work situation.

I spoke to my therafriend at length about her and the conclusion was that it simply isn't going to work out.

by BostonMan September 6, 2014

Therapissing

When one gives you unsolicited advice like a therapist.

Whitney, you're therapissing me off.

by Randomusername May 5, 2017

Therapy Session for Blind Squirrels

Therapy session for blind squirrels: a group of people who know nothing talking to each other with the hope of learning something.

Trying to learn how to use a computer program from a forum on the internet is like a therapy session for blind squirrels.

by Miles Bighorse June 10, 2018