Think Work

Psychological effort channeled into making a (seemingly) important life decision. Requires time and mental energy to weigh possible outcomes, best, and worst-case scenarios.

Friend 1: “Dude, I am interested in these two girls that I met. Which one should I choose? I’ve been looking at all possible outcomes and don’t know what to do.”

Friend 2: “You don’t need to do so much think work around this. Just let your experience with them be your guide for decision making.”

by Drewypoo March 20, 2019

Thinking too deeply

If you think of a animal like a dog, and you think of it like: "This dog was a wolf, but if it was a wolf... what was it before?" And you spend 73 fucking hours on the same subject to realize that you've been wasting time on hurting your brain when you had go to school.

"Hey, i ate meat, but this meat was a animal covered in oil and butter and it became food like this... what happened to that in the meantime of becoming meat?" *starts thinking too deeply about the subject*

by ScamTram79 January 6, 2021

Think Fast

A saying that is a synomn for heads up or watch out. It is used to gain one attention.

I yelled think fast as the batter’s broken bat flew into the bleachers

by Breaking dancing on cardboard August 6, 2021

Think of the children

The meaning of the phrase originaly was against child labor,until now where it got reduced to a logical fallacy
and a catchtphrase for entitled moms and dads everywhere

Karen says "Cancel adult swim,its too scary for my 2 year old Tommy!"

Darryl says "Think of the children!

by JohnnyB.Emo September 3, 2021

Think abour it

Would you eat a grilled cheese sandwich for 18 billion dollars?
That shit gose hard
Think abour it

Would you eat a grilled cheese sandwich for 18 billion dollars?
That shit gose hard
Think abour it

by Thinkabourit September 16, 2021

ThinkPad

The complete opposite of an Apple MacBook. Thicker than a TV, heavier than the entire planet, and more powerful and secure than a frikin MacBook

Tom: Look at my brand new MacBook!
James: WTF! Does it run Crysis?
Tom: No it doesn't but it's faster than your "ThiccPad"
(They run a benchmark)
James: My ThinkPad scored 45,398 in PassMark's PerformanceTest!
Tom: My MacBook only scored 25,503 on the same test! How come?
James: ThinkPads are more performant than cheap MacBooks!

by thatdane April 13, 2022

i think i looked cute wbu

when you feel insecure about your physical appearance so you say that you look cute to make u feel confident, but all you want is just for people to compliment you

hey look at this picture of me in this outfit, i think i looked cute wbu *nervous laugh*

by rziaaaa November 9, 2018