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Shit Seed

When there is still remainders of shit in your asshole after crapping and wiping
"Bertha, why do you keep itching your ass?"
"I got a shit seed in there!"
by Spngbobdickpants August 13, 2017
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Rat seeds

When a rat takes a shit
“Hey look at that rat” “holy fuck it just produced some rat seeds”
by Karlstir February 5, 2021
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junk seeds

A swift kick to the junk seeds will drop most any man.
by Uncle Percy December 20, 2013
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breakup seed

when your partner wants to break up, and they gradually keep bringing it up until you let them have their way
She planted the breakup seed last New Year's, and we were done five months later.
by Doos Jarus December 31, 2020
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seed swap

Linda and Keith went to a seed swap last night.
by Buttonswap2021 January 26, 2021
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seed funding

The money required for upkeep of any sproglets resulting from spreading your seed.
Andrew was forced to take yet another job for seed funding of his former friend's new twins.
by Love6figuregridreferences December 7, 2019
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