Pretzel fish

a salty fish. found in your bathtub

"wtf there is a pretzel fish in my bathtub"

by mmmpretzelfish October 20, 2009

mercantile pretzel

A man fucking a woman while being fucked in the ass.
Mercantile is a popular gay bar in the heart of California's capital city, Sacramento, leaning it's name to the the said "pretzel"

Treighton was in the middle of a mercantile pretzel

by Shayded September 23, 2015

pretzel face

Acne so bad it looks like the salt on a buttered pretzel

She got an ass but damn her pretzel face ruins it

by Spooky nun June 3, 2016

Salted pretzel

Like the outside of a blunt wrap and sprinkle weed over it.

"Bro me and Josh smoked a salted pretzel yesterday."

by DracoCJM July 5, 2017

crotch pretzel

Any snack that you place in your crotchal region for easy access during a video game session.

Stan: Haha! I just pwned you to death!

Gary: I suppose I'll use this re-spawn opportunity to grab a crotch pretzel!

Stan: lolcano!

by dannybot+2 December 3, 2009

Hetzels Pretzels

A shop where you can buy your local edibles from ice and stare at magnificent walls.

Yo ice when u opening up Hetzels Pretzels, I’m tryna get gassed up rn with ur weed pretzels.

by Ryan O’Connell November 22, 2019

pretzel day

October 19. Celebrated by fans of tv sitcom The Office. Every year on this date a pretzel cart comes to Dunder Miflin Paper Company . Season 3 episode 5, Micheal Scott and Stanley Huston wait in line for a pretzel. Celebrated by getting a pretzel and quoting only the best office quotes,

Pam: Pretzel day is here, lets to to Auntie Annie's and get pretzels
Michael: Fo sho!!!!

by the duce bag joey August 13, 2018