crap rock

Simple rock music that isn't about being Joe Satriani; played by people who just want to make music; frequently using crappy gear with minimal studio production; often duos and trios entailing less than the standard rock ensemble. Hated by guitarists who practice all the time but never get famous.
Jack: Man, I hate crap rock. If that were me, I'd get a real drummer and put wailing solos all over the place.
Jill: Yeah, but this way people actually enjoy listening to it.
by raulcleary July 11, 2008
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crap off

used by people who dont like to swear as a bad insult.. used instead of fuck off and sounds completly retarded, try to avoid using it. often sounds posh when ya use it
Tim: haha, your mums nose looks like a penis

Eddie: oh, crap off

Tim: hahaha, wotz that meant to mean? crap off hahahaha
by X~jimmy~X May 28, 2007
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Croc Crap

When you sweat out in the summertime walking while wearing your Croc Shoez you might start to feel a little slippery and gooey/ crappy. When you look in the cr0c SHO3Z its a hot mess of dirt and sweat buildup from your dirty feet.
i was at the waterpark with my kids and my crocs got a case of croc crap. MAN when i got home they were so bad i had to POWWER WASH THEM.
by crocshoezprofessionalB March 14, 2009
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thread crapping

v. Thread crapping occurs when a person comes into a thread and posts something contrary to the spirit/intent of the thread, often derailing the discussion or turning it into an argument.
Coming into a thread titled "I love my new Apple Macintosh!", and posting "PCs are better and cheaper" is thread crapping.
by keyshaw March 23, 2010
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crap sofa

If I have to go back to that spot on 11th and B and sit on the crap sofa one more time I might just take a shit on it.
by dacannonrolla May 09, 2009
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crap load

Large quantity of something. More than a boat load, but less than a shit load.
I have a crap load of work to do before I can leave!
by drewnsam January 14, 2008
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crap wafer

A particularly meaningless insult which describes a person as a wafer or cookie that was baked with shit or crap as a main ingredient. This insult is generally used when someone has no better name to call someone.
"You know what, you're just a crap wafer!"
by Larry Finster December 25, 2009
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