by UB Def January 15, 2017
Bisexual. Someone who sleeps with either sex. Especially someone who choses depending on which is more attractive, or is the better deal, on a given night.
Mike: Hey, it looks like Eddie is hitting on that gut...is he gay or what?
Frank: Na, but there are no good looking women here tonight, he's just looking for the best deal. Eddie's a free agent.
Frank: Na, but there are no good looking women here tonight, he's just looking for the best deal. Eddie's a free agent.
by LoneCrane October 19, 2007
A pompous troll. Someone who, in their dotage, envokes views on race, gender politics, or popular culture in desperate hope for attention. Usually a formerly great mind, communicator and/or broadcaster who has run ungraciously to insignificance. This is a self-defined term for an elderly person desperate for relevance.
For example, this post
For example, this post
“That Brian Edwards used to be amazing. But since he’s taken to elderly pompous trolling, he describes himself as an Agent Provocateur”
by El_d December 29, 2017
Refers to the level of attractiveness of a potential sex partner. While said person may be somewhat attractive or exhibit certain desirable traits, it is not a person one would date. Such assessments usually end in one night stands. Usually used by college or professional athletes (football,basketball, etc.) as it relates to their respective sports' draft.
Yeah, she's got a nice body, but she no "first round pick". I might pick her up as a "free agent" after the bars close...
by topp dizzle September 05, 2006
by Young Lady November 26, 2006
Curt Mega is an agent in Spies are Forever which is a musical about Spies.
Agent Curt Mega works for the American Secret Service and was in a relationship with Owen Carvour.
However, he killed Owen after finding out that Owen was pretending to be dead all along.
Agent Curt Mega works for the American Secret Service and was in a relationship with Owen Carvour.
However, he killed Owen after finding out that Owen was pretending to be dead all along.
Owen Carvour and Agent Curt Mega love each other dearly!
OMG! Agent Curt Mega is my favourite character in Spies are Forever.
I love Agent Curt Mega.
OMG! Agent Curt Mega is my favourite character in Spies are Forever.
I love Agent Curt Mega.
by raetheorygal December 01, 2020
A Double Agent Troll is a troll who has two accounts for a community. These DA(double agent) Trolls will use one account to get to know the community. Participate in friendly debates. They are just regular members.
The other account is for trolling purposes only. Depending on the Troll themselves, they may use the Troll Account to add an opposite opinion to the Normal Account. But mostly they make rude comments to cause drama.
The other account is for trolling purposes only. Depending on the Troll themselves, they may use the Troll Account to add an opposite opinion to the Normal Account. But mostly they make rude comments to cause drama.
Man: Dude I was on this forum and I was Double Agent Trolling. It was hillarious.
Man2: I know its hillarious being a complete ass and then going on your other account to act the victim and flame yourself.
Man2: I know its hillarious being a complete ass and then going on your other account to act the victim and flame yourself.
by Unit7 May 11, 2009