Zipper mayo

Cum,ejaculated, ejaculation, sperm,baby gravy,hairy egg drop soup,jizz

I was getting head from a broad and gave her a load of zipper mayo

by Herman Simmons September 19, 2021

Zipper Gum

the act of intentionally jamming or destroying another's zipper. Can be done with a string or other fabric, but gum is the most common practice. The most conniving individuals attack their victim while they are wearing the garment, preventing their victim from escaping their garb.

Mom: Jimmy, did you like that bucket of bazooka I bought you?
Jimmy: I sure did mom (thinking: thanks alot for the cheap gum, I liked it as much as I like your fur coat) Mom, why don't you show dad your new fur coat?
Mom: I can't get it on! Dangit Jimmy! You zipper gummed me!

by StumpyStumps June 25, 2010

Zipper Breaker

the act of nailing your testies and freezing them to turn your caulk into a rocket shape

yo i was gonna fuck that bad bitch but i was too busy setting up my Zipper Breaker... it flew out of my hands!

by gunkemperor49 July 16, 2024

bung zipper

When you get a male butt sown up to make it tighter to fit a penis in

I can’t hang out because I’m getting a bung zipper next Sunday.

by Insta: anthony.l.u.n.a September 10, 2020

zipper chaser

A zipper chaser is a gay man who gauges who he will pursue in a club, according to how much a man's penis makes his zipper stand out of his pants.

"Jesse, after we get drinks let's hang by the restroom. Oh Chris, you're such a zipper chaser."

by Rio Jonz January 14, 2019

brotherhood of zippers

I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me

I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me
I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me
I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me

A: Brotherhood of zippers
B: I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me

I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me
I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me
I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me

by A guy who like kaif April 29, 2022

zipper sisters

Two girls that have sucked the same dick.

Me and Courtney are zipper sisters after that party at Josh’s!

by Chungus in the dark July 30, 2024