Technologic Uomo

Is a type of technological student from the high school who is considered to have a group of gay-humor friends and attractive features.

Boy 1: bRO, why are you a Technological Uomo?
Boy 2: I am? Technologic Uomo

by Technologic Uomo May 15, 2022

Technology

Technology and change doesnt make everything better. Theres a preoccupation with safety in everyday life that wasnt there before the 2000s, and it hasn't stopped people from dying. People aren't designed to socialize primarily online or from home instead of in person. Technology doesnt replace nature, and theres danger that comes with nature, there always has been.

Nature is duality, it's not just female and it's not just male. Technology doesnt change nature.

by Solid Mantis August 6, 2020

Lamar Institute of Technology

The most LIT college in the world. Literally. careers.insidehighered.com/getasset/32ed8344-948f-4503-bb08-a2a63f23d0cc/

Person 1: I'm gonna get soooo lit down in college.
Person 2: Where at?
Person 1: Lamar Institute of Technology, or LIT

by ultragamer066 July 26, 2017

Old Man Technology Problems

Otherwise known as "OMTP", Old Man Technology Problems refers to those, mainly those who look old, who have trouble with the technology of today

Old Man: Sorry guys! Old Man Technology Problems!

by Mastur Of E September 28, 2021

Technological Terrorism

A form of terrorism SJWs and haters use to cancel or hate on someone by insulting them followed by death threats and wishing for them to tragically die just because they have a different view that doesnt fit their narrative.

Sam witnessed the rising surge of technological terrorism towards one of his friends on Twitter when they tried to bring up a different opinion on a sensitive subject.

by Ghostgam3r May 4, 2020

Technological Freudian Slip

When you make a Freudian slip through text or other forms of electronic non-verbal communication.

Person A: I have a few questions. Will the anime know what happened after it's dead?
Will the people know what happened to the food they ate after their dead?
in 100 years will anyone know or remember the anime or what happened?
What the hell are u fighting for

Vegan: anime?

Person A: animal* sorry autocorrection.

Vegan: looool you text about anime so much that your gboard had to adapt

Everyone: dude he watches anime that's basically half-naked cartoons who usually look 7 but 20k in the lore

Person A: why did I let my Iphone get white and sticky after watching anime and make this technological Freudian slip

by NYCDIESEL July 16, 2022

PM Technology

PM (Pure Magic) Technology is slang used by engineers. Machines that run on PM Technology are the opposite of AM Technology, which do actual work. Machines that run on PM Technology don't have to work. They just have to "look" like they work to a lay person. They are low quality, low reliability and undocumented machines that provide erroneous data for convincing non-technical people. Poor managing is typically the cause of PM Technology. Corporate managers like to use the bad data provided by PM technology to spin a story that sounds like AM Technology. At the end of the day, the lay man believes that PM technology is the same as AM Technology while the engineers always know that it runs on nothing but Pure Magic.

Young Engineer: "Did you see the data that the bossman presented at that meeting today? That didn't make sense at all did it?"
Old Engineer: "I made the machine that created that data. That thing doesn't really work. It runs on PM technology!"
Young Engineer: "Shouldn't we fix that?"
Old Engineer: "That's not in the budget!"

by CynicalEngineer March 7, 2019