thomas jefferson

the third president of the united states. Became president at the end of John Adams term in 1800. Major accomplishments include the Louisiana purchase and the reduction of the federal debt by decreasing the size of the federal government and military. Jefferson believed in the enlightenment philosophies of John Locke, and thusly believed taht governments purpose was to secure the rights of life, liberty, and proprety, and nothing more (he would be disgusted with the size of the gov today). His motto was " the gov which rules best rules least" . Also wrote the declaration of independence.

I am a Jeffersonian, I despise big government loving socialist pigs.

by Demosthenes July 23, 2008

Eggs Danny Thomas

From what I understand, former television star Danny Thomas used to enjoy the company of prostitutes. Who doesn't? But Danny Thomas had would hire his hookers to sit on a glass table and take a dump while he was underneath the table watching...

He liked his eggs Danny Thomas style...

by kelstermcgil November 4, 2007

Thom Yorke

also means "über man hotness/wits/charm/and vocal talent"

Holy shit, this front man totally pulled off a thom yorke.

by booya April 8, 2003

Thomas Echlund

Unnaturally small individual. Also goes by the name of "Tiny Tim from Smallville". His bestfriend is absolutely amazing. Her initials are MCH. She is drop dead sexy. Thomas attends Yulee High School in Northern Florida. His hobbies include Soccer, being a G, and attending to MCH's every beck and call.

"Wow, you haven't even grown an inch since freshman year! You must be a Thomas Echlund!"

by MC-Booty November 16, 2009

Thomas Budzise

A 11 year old boy that is mistaken as Justin Bieber and is loves to twit and is addited to cola!

Girl: so yesterday i went to walmart and i saw Justin bieber!
Other Girl: OMG no way!!
Girl: but it was just a Thomas Budzise drinking cola!:(

by iamdaniellen!! June 29, 2011

Thomasheen

''Small Thomas'' Thomas Jr
Son called it if his dad is called Thomas also
Mainly used in Ireland

Tell Thomasheen to come over here

by MikeOxlongIRE October 21, 2011

Thom Yorke's Witness

An over-obsessed Radiohead fan who, in attempt to enlighten others, goes door to door carrying a copy of OK Computer on vinyl and spreads the good word of the great Thom Yorke. The Thom Yorke's witness tends to lack the ability to understand those who do not enjoy Radiohead, so do not offend them.

Who was that at the door?

Oh that was just a Thom Yorke's witness. I told him I don't like Radiohead so he went and jumped in front of a truck.

by Crusty Howard April 20, 2018